Time to toot my own horn.

It has been 13 years, 1 month, 14 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes and 51 seconds...

... or 157.4 months
... or 684.7 weeks
... or 4,793.1 days
... or 115,035.0 hours
... or 6,902,103.8 minutes
... or 414,126,231 seconds

...since my first post here at TFF. It has been a wonderful ~13 years. I've spilled many characters across this forum during that time.

Fun fact! Dividing the number of posts I have currently (3,000) by the amount of days I have been a member (4,793 days), I am averaging who-gives-a-shit-about-your-****ing-contributions amount of posts/day! Woohoo! I made it! I have leveled up from Samurai to Sage.

That was a long-ass grind to 3,000. My old age is on my mind. That's all.