One time we killed a protected bird on the highway, but because we would've collided head on with another car, we simply couldn't avoid it. Just as we were about to hit it, it craned its neck and looked at our car. Then its head rolled across our windscreen in a trail of blood.
It was a pūkekō, for anyone who knows what that is. I think there's a similar species in Australia but they call it a "purple swamp hen" because they're crap with names.
I'da called it a chazwozza.
Sorry Alpha, but I pissed myself laughing when I read that.Originally Posted by Alpha
I was reversing out of a car park at work and there is a community center right next to my work which I park because our lot is usually always full (I am allowed to park in the cmmunity center park, mind you) and I must not have looked but as I back out, there was an old lady in a car very close to mine and I was wondering what she was doing so close and the only thought that occured to me is that I may have just pulled out in front of her. I tried to sign that I was sorry to her, but all she did was shake her head at me multiple times...
I felt like shit for the rest of the day =/
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