So, what are your family traits? Are they habitual jokers? Do they hold grudges? Are they descended from Apes? Have any of them done anything interesting?

I'm sure I've mentioned my ma's family consists of extremely short Minnesota-bred, Swedish/French foghorns. They are famous for being extremely fertile ever since a rowdy guy who had a lot of brothers met a girl with a lot of quiet sisters. At least it's both genders now. They have also been known to drink the Koolaid.

My father's Tibetan family is known for few children, many years apart, for strong, tall, sharp-tongued, violent women with endurance, and humorous, easy-going men who spend much of their time socializing, but have been known to fight well when seriously threatened.

So, what's your family known for?