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    Asking all the personal questions. What are some weird facts about yourself? RamesesII's Avatar
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    Re: What are some weird facts about yourself?

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    I've never seen a doctor for a broken bone, but I'm the only person I know who has ever had a penile fracture.
    Well that would be because you have no bone in your penis although its called a fracture or a break it is actually tearing your muscle in your penis.



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    Re: What are some weird facts about yourself?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamesesII View Post
    Well that would be because you have no bone in your penis although its called a fracture or a break it is actually tearing your muscle in your penis.
    Actually it's a split of the tunica albuginea (yes, I knew what it was, but I did have to look up the spelling), which is a tube that fills up with and holds blood. Like a party balloon.

    And if that happens, not only do they have to put you under to fix it (because seriously, I don't want to be awake when somebody's working with a scalpel down there), they also give you pills to make sure you stay soft for about two months. Day and night.

    The girlfriend was extremely unhappy.

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    Re: What are some weird facts about yourself?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    Actually it's a split of the tunica albuginea (yes, I knew what it was, but I did have to look up the spelling), which is a tube that fills up with and holds blood. Like a party balloon.

    And if that happens, not only do they have to put you under to fix it (because seriously, I don't want to be awake when somebody's working with a scalpel down there), they also give you pills to make sure you stay soft for about two months. Day and night.

    The girlfriend was extremely unhappy.
    Haha I could imagine two parties would be unhappy about that.

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    My brother Captain of the Dragoon warriors, Mallick.
    My razzle, dazzle, razamatic, razphony brother Ralz
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