What the shit

[che]

You should respond accepting her apology and then say "I dunno why we never worked out, anyway". All the while not telling your current gf. Then get the nudes from her, print them out, and have them cosplay a toaster strudel. Obv

[Pete]

Ally, in a different world, I would totally frost your strudel.

On a side note, I may or may not have faked some of them . Never said I was proud of it, just said it happened.

[Yoko]

Oh god.. I suddenly never want to have a strudel ever again ;_;

[OceanEyes28]

Ally, in a different world, I would totally frost your strudel.

Shut up baby I know it.

<3

I think a better material to use is blood. Ejaculate is 95% blood anyway. All you have to do is cut through the spongiosum inside of the urethra and puncture the bulbo-cavernous artery, and just let the blood gush out. It's so easy. Mimes do it all the time.

Hahaha omfg.

[Rowan]

I think a better material to use is blood. Ejaculate is 95% blood anyway. All you have to do is cut through the spongiosum inside of the urethra and puncture the bulbo-cavernous artery, and just let the blood gush out. It's so easy. Mimes do it all the time.

All you have to do is cut through the spongiosum inside of the urethra and puncture the bulbo-cavernous artery, and just let the blood gush out. It's so easy. Mimes do it all the time.

It's so easy. Mimes do it all the time.

Mimes do it all the time.

[Pete]

The saddest thing is that's like a 1 on the creepy mime scale