Sorry, but I had to do it. I love you all. Goodnight.
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9000?? Your some spammin bollocks!
I havent even got half that
But good job Pete, post counts are what matter, if you havent got a post count over 3000 your just a big LOSER!
Hell yeah, post counts are life!
My entire self worth is right here.
SOLDIERcHoSeNCrao Porr Cock8- Rebels, Rogues and Sworn Brothers
To try and make something out of this thread, what have people actually done 9000 times in their life? Its an accomplishment... In 25 years I would guess
Brush my teeth -easy one
Haha looks like I'm gonna have to think on this a bit longer...
Edit: By the way grats
Last edited by Kaiden; 02-02-2011 at 07:09 AM.
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I fail at life =(
Ah well, should be easy enough to fix, I've had daily averages of like, 50 on other sites before. I shall go be the best post whore I can be!
For Our Lord Sheogorath, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting. Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge. Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm. Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear. Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs. Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque. Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm. Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real. Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul. Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming. Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies. Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be. Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger. Blessed is the Madgod, who tricks us when we are foolish, punishes us when we are wrong, tortures us when we are unmindful, and loves us in our imperfection.
It's only 2.5 posts a day, guys.
You just have to be here for 10 years.
But yeah, I don't know what I've done 9000 times in my life. Probably swung a baseball bat.
SOLDIERcHoSeNCrao Porr Cock8- Rebels, Rogues and Sworn Brothers
I've been here close to 10 years and have far less....perhaps I am so much more picky on topics i want to put my 2 cents in...you're just a post-whore down for whoever wants to get a ride...i see how it is
Edit: Yeah I'll still congratulate you, I can't hate, big ups big figgity
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I got a problem. I'm feeling real bad. See, I don't like it when people throw general accusations about. I get the crazy idea they're talking about me. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I can forget that this ever happened.
3000 is an unlucky number anyway. That's how old my grandmother was when she died. It's the year I lost my virginity. It's the number of times I circumcised myself. It was Hitler's IQ. If anything, if you have over 3000 posts, then you're a loser.
Hey! back off Clint before i pop ya one !
Your just jealous your not a thousandaire like us...
I average 1.08 kickass posts a day and im most active in the highbridge, did you know that? did you know that shit?!?
Take that mother fucker!
I'm gonna go with nix on this one, because it makes me not a loser. Damn right, Highbridge! That's oldskool.
I remember back when I had somewhere between 1,300 and 1,400 posts for like 4 or 5 years, and thought I'd never get to 1,500. Then, somehow, I made it. I'm posting at less than half Pete's rate though, so it will take me another 10 years to get where he is in life. At which point he will be a King among Kings.
Congratulations, Pete. Through hard work and perserverance, you've earned this. Go have yourself a beer! Anyhoo...
Wuv, Yer Mom
Post count =/= penis size guize!
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Of course I knew that. I've been alive since 1930. In nineteen years, that will have been a century ago. Considering how long I've been around, I can guarantee that I know at least two things that you don't know, as well as at least four things that you do know. One of those things being that you average 1.08 posts a day, mostly in the highbridge.
Unlike you and the rest of your "people," I don't need to use my post count as a phallic symbol. My phallic symbol is my monster dong.
No, they're one in the same. The larger the post count you have, the larger your dick is. That's why it's very important to keep on posting at the same message board for years and years! I'm sure you thought it was to keep in touch with the same community and to make friends or whatever, but that's actually incorrect. I mean, that's the sole reason I'm still here. Anyhoo...
Wuv, Yer Mom
no wonder che gets all the chicks to himself ;_;
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hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
Yeeep, having a monster dong counts for something if you actually have one.
I have 2.62 posts per day.
If you try to reach 10,000 before your join date in April, then you'd have made a thousand posts per year. Now that's an achievement.
I think a stat for the average amount of words per post would be cool too, but I guess everyone has their own opinions on what an actual post is.
EDIT: I've probably bitten my lip 9,000 times. Or typed a key on a keyboard and game controller over 9,000 times. Umm... Blinked 9,000 times too?
Women are attracted to power. Imagine what you can DO with 11,500 posts.
For my first like 6 months here I was averaging 16 posts a day, now all are not what you would call quality post. In fact half of them were one liners, and random shit. I think now I may be at like 5 or 6 post a day. I am working on 2000, but am trying to do so with quality post that are not one liners.
That's an interesting theory, but I'm a bit confused as of what unit of length you're using for a measurement in regards to post count. If your johnson is 4,270 yoctometres, then you probably shouldn't be bragging. However, if your johnson is 4,270 kilometers, then congratulations, your dong extends halfway across the United States.
Well that was fun. But I don't think you guys will argue when I say I should close this now. So with that....
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