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    What 9000?!

    Sorry, but I had to do it. I love you all. Goodnight.

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    Re: What 9000?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Sorry, but I had to do it. I love you all. Goodnight.

    At first I was like wut.

    then I was like

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    Pete: Meier, don't even lie. I know you were going on a nice little tear before you settled down with the new gf

    che: rofl <3 Meier.

    Loaf: Meier is the best.

    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

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    Lulz

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    9000?? Your some spammin bollocks!

    I havent even got half that

    But good job Pete, post counts are what matter, if you havent got a post count over 3000 your just a big LOSER!

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    Hell yeah, post counts are life!

    My entire self worth is right here.
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    Re: What 9000?!

    To try and make something out of this thread, what have people actually done 9000 times in their life? Its an accomplishment... In 25 years I would guess

    Brush my teeth -easy one

    Haha looks like I'm gonna have to think on this a bit longer...

    Edit: By the way grats
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    [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
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    Re: What 9000?!

    Quote Originally Posted by nix View Post
    But good job Pete, post counts are what matter, if you havent got a post count over 3000 your just a big LOSER!


    brb trying to get more posts so I'm not borderline loser.
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    hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
    Quote Originally Posted by from the CPC8
    Pete: Meier, don't even lie. I know you were going on a nice little tear before you settled down with the new gf

    che: rofl <3 Meier.

    Loaf: Meier is the best.

    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

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    I fail at life =(

    Ah well, should be easy enough to fix, I've had daily averages of like, 50 on other sites before. I shall go be the best post whore I can be!
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    It's only 2.5 posts a day, guys.

    You just have to be here for 10 years.

    But yeah, I don't know what I've done 9000 times in my life. Probably swung a baseball bat.
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    I've been here close to 10 years and have far less....perhaps I am so much more picky on topics i want to put my 2 cents in...you're just a post-whore down for whoever wants to get a ride...i see how it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by nix View Post
    if you havent got a post count over 3000 your just a big LOSER!
    I got a problem. I'm feeling real bad. See, I don't like it when people throw general accusations about. I get the crazy idea they're talking about me. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I can forget that this ever happened.

    3000 is an unlucky number anyway. That's how old my grandmother was when she died. It's the year I lost my virginity. It's the number of times I circumcised myself. It was Hitler's IQ. If anything, if you have over 3000 posts, then you're a loser.

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    Hey! back off Clint before i pop ya one !

    Your just jealous your not a thousandaire like us...

    I average 1.08 kickass posts a day and im most active in the highbridge, did you know that? did you know that shit?!?

    Take that mother fucker!

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    I'm gonna go with nix on this one, because it makes me not a loser. Damn right, Highbridge! That's oldskool.

    I remember back when I had somewhere between 1,300 and 1,400 posts for like 4 or 5 years, and thought I'd never get to 1,500. Then, somehow, I made it. I'm posting at less than half Pete's rate though, so it will take me another 10 years to get where he is in life. At which point he will be a King among Kings.

    Congratulations, Pete. Through hard work and perserverance, you've earned this. Go have yourself a beer! Anyhoo...

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    Post count =/= penis size guize!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nix View Post
    I average 1.08 kickass posts a day and im most active in the highbridge, did you know that? did you know that shit?!?
    Of course I knew that. I've been alive since 1930. In nineteen years, that will have been a century ago. Considering how long I've been around, I can guarantee that I know at least two things that you don't know, as well as at least four things that you do know. One of those things being that you average 1.08 posts a day, mostly in the highbridge.

    Unlike you and the rest of your "people," I don't need to use my post count as a phallic symbol. My phallic symbol is my monster dong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by che View Post
    Post count =/= penis size guize!

    zzz
    No, they're one in the same. The larger the post count you have, the larger your dick is. That's why it's very important to keep on posting at the same message board for years and years! I'm sure you thought it was to keep in touch with the same community and to make friends or whatever, but that's actually incorrect. I mean, that's the sole reason I'm still here. Anyhoo...

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    no wonder che gets all the chicks to himself ;_;
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    hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
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    Pete: Meier, don't even lie. I know you were going on a nice little tear before you settled down with the new gf

    che: rofl <3 Meier.

    Loaf: Meier is the best.

    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

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    Re: What 9000?!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Clint Eastwood View Post
    Unlike you and the rest of your "people," I don't need to use my post count as a phallic symbol. My phallic symbol is my monster dong.
    Yeeep, having a monster dong counts for something if you actually have one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    It's only 2.5 posts a day, guys.

    You just have to be here for 10 years.
    I have 2.62 posts per day.

    If you try to reach 10,000 before your join date in April, then you'd have made a thousand posts per year. Now that's an achievement.

    I think a stat for the average amount of words per post would be cool too, but I guess everyone has their own opinions on what an actual post is.

    EDIT: I've probably bitten my lip 9,000 times. Or typed a key on a keyboard and game controller over 9,000 times. Umm... Blinked 9,000 times too?
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    Women are attracted to power. Imagine what you can DO with 11,500 posts.

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    For my first like 6 months here I was averaging 16 posts a day, now all are not what you would call quality post. In fact half of them were one liners, and random shit. I think now I may be at like 5 or 6 post a day. I am working on 2000, but am trying to do so with quality post that are not one liners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telegraph View Post
    The larger the post count you have, the larger your dick is.
    That's an interesting theory, but I'm a bit confused as of what unit of length you're using for a measurement in regards to post count. If your johnson is 4,270 yoctometres, then you probably shouldn't be bragging. However, if your johnson is 4,270 kilometers, then congratulations, your dong extends halfway across the United States.

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    Well that was fun. But I don't think you guys will argue when I say I should close this now. So with that....

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