Waifuu!!!

[Block]

So my wife to be joined the site recently and I'm super excited about it. She's pretty much the coolest person I know and I love her dearly. That's not what this thread is about though!!!!

Do you have any good stories about crazy Japanese women?

[Ms. Block]

so apparently some japanese women will use products to glue their eyelids back. this involves painting glue on said lid and pushing it back with a plastic fork. don't believe me? here's a youtube:

[che]

So this is like totally awesome, or Block found another way to have more than one account here.

And wtf! That chick's eyes were pretty before, but bad after.

[Pete]

One time, in college, my ceiling fell in, because we were partying in our attic. Because this happened, I decided to get beyond blackout drunk, completely forgetting about the hole in my ceiling, and opting to deal with it in the morning.

In the course of the night, I found myself at the local watering hole, having downed several Irish carbombs, and an entire pitcher of Purple Haze, and about 7 40's over the course of the day. A female had caught my eye, so I decided to initiate a conversation. I told her that she looked familiar and asked her if she was in my sociology class. The next thing I remember was that she was driving us back to my house, while incredibly drunk, which was scary, because I was hammered and knew this was bad news.

After that, I remember the both of us completely naked in my bed, participating in shenanigans of a certain variety. Then I remember her leaving shortly thereafter, and helping my housemate to figure out how to work the Superbad dvd on the PS2.

The next day, I couldn't remember if the events had actually happened. I remember the carbombs and the pitcher. My housemate was certain that I came home alone that night, and was talking about a girl I had met.

A week later, I get a text from a girl, saying she'd be in Queens next week, and that she had a lot of fun with me the weekend before that, and that she'd like to do it again.

And that was my first and only Asian.

[Block]

That is quite the Asian story, Pete.

When I lived in Korea some of the old women there were bent in half in a way, imagine 2 sides of a square with feet at the bottom. Basically they were constantly bent over like they were picking something up off of the ground, but the reason for this was because they carried things by bending over and putting the object on their lower back all the time. Now they just can't straighten out their backs. It's weird. My family called it the agima bend, agima is a term there for "little old lady", but more specifically I think it was used towards little old ladies that were servants or helpers of some kind.