Urinating Like Helen Keller

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Two summers ago, I went to see Weezer at concert. Next to me, a guy flopped his **** out and started peeing on the leg of the guy in front of him. The guy getting peed on didn't notice until the guying peeing was almost finished, I suppose because it didn't get through his jeans to his skin for some time. But when he turned around, the guy who had peed had finished and zipped up. He pretended he spilt a little bit of his beer on him, and the guy who got peed on shrugged his shoulders and said it was "all good" without checking his story out.

That is my go-to true pee story, I hope you enjoyed it.