So today at work, somehow I peed, missed the toilet entirely, and didn't realize it until I was completely done. Then there was just this big pile of pee at my feet, which I then had to clean up. I began asking myself, how did I not notice that I wasn't peeing in the toilet, and how did I not hear it striking the floor?

I realized that Helen Keller, being blind and deaf, also would not notice, so I checked to see if I share any of those characteristics with Helen Keller, but I don't. I think I'm just really stupid.

So the question I'm asking is basically, has anybody ever peed anywhere without realizing it? Also, what kind of toilets did Helen Keller use?