TFF Bogus Awards 2009 - Results (after much delay)

[OceanEyes28]

So, I was looking at General Chat, and I thought... wow. The Bogus Awards were up for voting back in December. EARLY December. It is now May.

It's time.

I counted them up and here they are. This wasn't my event to organize, so... I'm afraid I just have the results. No banners. If someone wants to make banners, you can send me a PM and let me know.

There are a lot of ties... and some results that aren't as relevant anymore... but...

Here they are!


Best Dressed
Anachlirium

Most Talkative
Gypsy Elder

Biggest Fangirl/Fanboy
Dodie16

Best Social Group
Crao Porr Cock8

Biggest Geek
Moogable

Nicest Douche
Pete

Couple Most Likely to Have Supernatural Babies
Uh.... well, the winner is Govinda and ANYBODY. But. Since she is no longer a member... the award goes to:
Psiko/Hyzenthlay

Most Likely to Hook up when Drunk
Lococolt04, Meier Link, Pete and Rocky

Best Hair
Anachlirium

Moodiest Mod
Mistress Victoria

Most Wanted
James K. Polk

Kinkiest TFFer
Anachlirium

Kinkiest Couple
Wow. Three-way tie.
Fate and Ralz
Mistress Victoria and Unknown Entity
Rocky and Pete

Biggest Grammar Nazi
Govinda.... but.... instead:
TG Oskar

TFFer you wouldn't mind getting stuck in a lift with
Rocky


Biggest Outcast
Fuzz


Most Antagonistic
Clint Eastwood

Most Likely to bring on the Apocalypse
Che

Most Likely to Save the World
Oceaneyes28

Most Likely to be Reincarnated as a LOLcat
Govinda AGAIN. But:
Mistress Victoria

Most likely to go to Jail
Loaf

Most likely to get Rich
Alpha

Most Masculine Female
Mistress Victoria

Most Feminine Male
Mistress Victoria

Most Stalked
Anachlirium

Member who just can't be assed
Tie between Jin and Telegraph

Biggest Ditz
Ralz

Most likely to get Lost
Bleachfangirl

Most Narcissistic
Tie between Jin and Sasquatch

Sexiest TFFer
Another tie!
James K. Polk and Mistress Victoria


And now I guess all that's left for me to say is....

BRING IT, CHE!!!!!

[Taco-Calamitous]

Yay, I'm tied for being the laziest person on here with Jin! Personally, I consider it an honor that TFF thinks that I am on such an extremely high level of laziness as to give me this award-shared with the equally lazy Jin, that is. Thank you, thank you! What was that other award I got? Music... Guru? Whatever; this was the one I cared about.

Kudos to Oceaneyes for tallying the votes. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Treize]

No!! I didn't win anything. =( Maybe this year.

Congratulations to everyone who won. I'm kind of confused how Anachlirium won so many awards when she never posts here, though. Also, I think I missed something because I have no idea why Govinda is gone...

[Dimi]

RIP muh homez Shasta. You will surely be missed.

Anyways, congrats to all the winners! And good job Ally on getting this thing done.

[Dodie16]

I didn't know that "can't be assed" meant to be lazy... I thought it meant that you don't take a lot of things to heart and let things bother you. That's kind of funny though. I think I was one of the people that voted Telegraph in that category. Ah well. He likes it.

Congratulations to all the winners, and thanks to all the people who took the time to cast their vote! And yes. Big kudos to OceanEyes for getting all the votes counted up.

[Jin]

....Meh.

[Victoria]

Well I got the ones I cared about plus the Moodiest Mod.... again. -_-
Am I really that bad? Lol.

Also, she won all those because of her reputation. But anyway.

Thanks for thinking me the sexiest~!
xoxoxo

[Polk]

Thanks for thinking me the sexiest~!
xoxoxo

TIED for sexiest. My presidential sex appeal knows no bounds.

[GypsyElder]

Woo hoo! I'm a big mouth!

[loaf]

Sorry folks, I'm to cool to go to jail.

[Che]

Woo hoo! I'm a big mouth!

That could come in handy.

[Ralz]

Kinkiest Couple
Wow. Three-way tie.
Fate and Ralz
Mistress Victoria and Unknown Entity
Rocky and Pete

Biggest Ditz
Ralz

Best awards out of them all, of course, but I say congrats to everyone else who won, and to those who came close.

[GypsyElder]

That could come in handy.

I knew someone would go there,

And it Would be you










Big Sticks?

[Zargabaath]

Well I got the ones I cared about plus the Moodiest Mod.... again. -_-
Am I really that bad? Lol.

From what I can tell, this year you have been on less and have been less active so I would expect you not to get the Moodiest Mod for this year unless you go on a temper tantrum; perhaps you need a PR guy/gal to help you not get the Moodiest Mod "award".




Mistress Victoria, the fairest Mod in the galaxy; her benevolence is greater than Jesus'.

[Rocky]

I still don't know what this stuck in a lift thing is all about, but I'm glad you guys wouldn't mind being stuck in one with me.

[Che]

It's like the old time fear of when elevators stop working and you're stuck there with someone you don't know. Everyone wishes that was you. Some people might not mind being there with you, but I'd absolutely love it because I know we'd just have a hawt make out party.

[loaf]

I'd honestly rather have some random stuck with me. Never know if that will be some hot chick. Even if it aint, always fun to scare people.

[Clint]

That's kind of contradictory. I'm being awarded for the exact thing I got banned for. Since I got banned for being an antagonist, I guess I kind of deserved that win. The only person I have to thank for that is myself. I'm so awesome that I pissed off an entire forum community, got myself banned, and somehow managed to appeal my ban to be downgraded to ban probation in time for the 2009 Bogus Award results. If I wasn't on ban probation and allowed to be on my worst behavior, I'd say something along the lines of how much better I am in every way imaginable then the bromide that make up this community. However, since I'm on ban probation until late October, I won't say it.

[Jin]

^I thought I was a shoe-in for that award.

Guess I'll just have to step up my game for next year.