Tell and INSANE LIE

**Block** · 10-14-2010, 06:05 PM

When I was 5 I lived in NYC, I went to a school called Black River Elementary. Amongst the 6 other white kids in my class I decided to pretend to be Jewish so people would leave me alone. One day one of the other 6 white kids heard that I was Jewish and came up to me in the playground and bunched me in the face. Blood dripped down onto my shirt and I began to tear up. He called me a **** and kicked sand in my face. At that point I kicked his shin and he fell down onto my knee as I was pulling it back after kicking him. His teeth slammed bluntly into my knee and I could feel his teeth getting knocked back into his own mouth. He fell over silently and then began to convulse, he was choking on his own teeth. He died before a teacher saw that something had happened. I moved to Alabama with my family a few months later.

Edit: fail on me for the typo in the thread title. tell *an* INSANE LIE

**Rocky** · 10-14-2010, 07:06 PM

So I was making sweet love to my girlfriend, right? After we all got done, she got up and had this troubled look on her face. I gently touched her face and asked her "whats wrong sweetie?" Her sadness went away and said, "Okay... so we're not that average.." I was taken aback a bit but I let her finish. She began to smile again. "But between you and me, something amazing happens!" I began to beam. "And now I can talk to animals! It's pretty cool and totally a secret. And you know what? Life will never be the same."

SPOILER!!:

**Block** · 10-14-2010, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Rocky

So I was making sweet love to my girlfriend, right? After we all got done, she got up and had this troubled look on her face. I gently touched her face and asked her "whats wrong sweetie?" Her sadness went away and said, "Okay... so we're not that average.." I was taken aback a bit but I let her finish. She began to smile again. "But between you and me, something amazing happens!" I began to beam. "And now I can talk to animals! It's pretty cool and totally a secret. And you know what? Life will never be the same."

SPOILER!!:

lol. I am impressed.