So there's these grown men... who started an entire culture based around some cartoon show for little girls? WTF? How did this happen? How could any man with self-respect fall under this banner? It sickens me. I mean, just lookit the artwork. So simplistic and cutesy and saturated with sugar-coated SHIT. Doesn't it just make you want to puke? But that's not the worst part. Listen to this "song":

It's like they watered down Miley Cyrus with pure pony urine. Oh, but I haven't told you the worst part; some of these jack offs draw anthropomorphic versions of these ponies so that they can jack off to them! Complete with big boobs and such. But then again, they don't even need to be anthropomorphic for these bronies to "clop" to them; all the picture has to have is a prominent shot of the pony's butt. Bestiality, anyone?

Bronies make me sick. If you ever see one, you should kick him in the balls at least 10 times. That way his manhood will go away, and we don't have to worry about him reproducing. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom