So I have a question.

[noxious.sunshine]

Did anyone else get inboxed about this EnixOrigins forum?

D12 is the user name. I went and opened an account and whatever, and everything was hunky dory for the first little while...

... Until a moderator sent me a message saying that my "racial slurs" (calling my daughter a Messcan and mentioning that her dad's Jesus. Which really -is- his name and he's from "Messco Shitty".) were "alarming and worrying" and that I was being warned and should fix my message. Oh, and I called Jay a Flip. 'Cuz he is. He's a Flip. Oh wow.

Now here's the issue.. Not only was -I- called out on something like that -via PM of course, but still. It's my family and my child and they all know they're Flips and Messcans. But, if you're going to take issue over -that-, then should you not give warning to those who used the term "Phaggot" (regardless of spelling. And honestly, I could care less if you use the terms "gay" or "f*ggot") and send a message to whoever started a thread titled "Insult the person above you"?

The reason I bring this up here, is because I know you guys have a bit more common sense and thicker spines than that and pretty much would know better that I'm more or less harmless.

I told this person to just delete my account because I refuse to retract anything I've posted and I'm not going to be singled out over something stupid when there's already other insulting things going on.

She did go on to mention that "While you do have a bubbly personality and have already become an asset to the forum, posts like this will no longer be tolerated and I leave it up to you to fix it".

I mean, yes, there will be arguments and warnings and Ms. Freya warned me maybe once about staying on topic, but it was nothing compared to the contents of the message this mod sent me. And Freya was actually very friendly about the one (or 2 warnings) she's given me. Never has what I've said been taken so far out of context that it's actually -made- me want to leave a forum that quickly.

/end rant

Sorry Guys. Oh yeah. There was no question asked. Other than at the beginning of this post. But I forgot what the main one was gonna be. I mean.. Am I really -that- wrong? For calling my daughter a "Messcan" when that's what she really -is-? It's not like I called her a beaner (which I'm guilty of doing, sometimes, as a joke. My sense of humor is terrible sometimes).. And even -Jay- uses the term Flip. I just don't see how anything I said was "bad". Sorry. I'm done now.

[Alpha]

I assumed that guy was a spam bot and his website was going to drive-by me with malware. I'm surprised you actually visited it, especially since he had no posts and was banned.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Yeah, I got an invite from that d12 dude too. Had half a mind to create an account there just to say "Hey guys, I'm gonna create an account just so I can spam my forum to people via PM and never post, is that cool?" But then that would mean that I posted at least once, so technically my post would be false. Maybe if I made the stipulation that I'd never post AGAIN... But mostly I don't like joining other forums anymore, because then people treat me like a newbie and I don't get away with things like I do here

Also, yeah, you'd never get a warning for that here I don't think. And yuss, Ms. Freya is pretty awesome, isn't she? :3 Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Incognitus]

YES! It wasn't just me!

So today I opened up TFF like I normally do after work and was greeted by the pop-up PM warning. "Woah! That's not normal!" That got me thinking, "Oh, hey! A private message! Maybe it's a long-lost TFF friend stopping by to say hello! Maybe someone wants to talk about [insert subject here] as I had posted [insert post here] just days ago!"

No. I am disappoint.

When I started formulating an angry reply ranting about unicorns, The Spanish Inquisition and other unrelated nonsense I saw that he or she was already introduced to the ban-hammer. Who gave that crazy moderator the power---the right---to squelch this innocent, spammy person before I could properly shake my fist at him or her? Who cares!

I felt powerless!

Then I made a sandwich. All is well.

[Cyanist]

Man, that's nasty, Noxious.

Congratulations on deleting the account. So I suppose that means you'll be hanging around here exclusively... that there's the bright side.

[Alpha]

Man, I'd feel left out if I hadn't got this PM now.

[noxious.sunshine]

It's a brand new forum.. Apparently it used to be a KH3 forum, but whoever started a new one I guess?

I mean, like I said, everything started out pretty cool. I was just curious (I feel like I cheated on y'all now. I am shamed. -_- Everyone was really nice and then BAM! I get hit with a warning about being racially insensitive? IF you gon' put the hammer down on being so-called "racially insensitive" (and for the record, I was just clarifying that Jay is -not- Parker's dad and that Parker's dad is Jesus and they're both "Messcan" - c'mon. You know they say it that way too if their English ain't that great.)...

Either way.. What really got me innerested is the fact that it was -new-, even though most people already know each other, so there's a lot of activitiy going on.

And of course, I went on to be an immature brat and announce my exit from the forums and mentioned that the Mod who slapped me with a giant ruler would probably address & delete my post promptly because I refuse to retract anything I say. I also told her that people should grow a backbone. I mean effing A. Getting mad 'cuz I used the word "Flip" is like -me- getting offended that someone calls me a Midget. (For the record, we now use the M-Word, A-holes.).

Also, thanks Cyanista! <3 As there was no way for me to manually delete my account, I told that person to do it for me.

@ Incognitus: How dare you rant about Unicorns! Unicorns are sacred, magical, HOLY animals! I challenge you to a duel, sir.

Anyway, all that aside.. Yes, it was very harsh.

And it also made me thing of this... lmao:

Dorothy
No. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you - and you - and you - and you were there.
Professor
Oh!
Dorothy
But you couldn't have been, could you?
Aunt Em
Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we -
Dorothy
No, Aunt Em, this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice - but most of it was beautiful.
But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!' And they sent me home.
Doesn't anybody believe me?
Uncle Henry
Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
Dorothy
Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all!
And - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She didn't delete my account. And another mod msged me and said "NOOOOOO! Don't go!"

But eh. If moderators there are like the Good Witch & The Bad Witch, neh.

[Polk]

I'm very sad that I didn't get an invitation from this D12 fella. I have it on very good authority that D12 throws the bombest bash in town.

[noxious.sunshine]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band.....

BLAH. www.enixorigins.com/forum

Happy now? Now -I- invited you. Even though I left.. 6 hrs. I think that's a record.

[Incognitus]

@ Incognitus: How dare you rant about Unicorns! Unicorns are sacred, magical, HOLY animals! I challenge you to a duel, sir.

Oh, sure! Duel me over something silly! I refute your claim that they are holy on the grounds that a unicorn once killed my mother! Ergo, they can't be WHOLLY HOLY (but they cause things to be HOLEY)! By extension, unicorns probably aren't sacred or magical, either---unless someone out there worships these savage unicorns and believes magic exists! You might make the argument that unicorns are HORNY animals, but it couldn't possibly be in the dirty sense or they would exist everywhere!

I kid, I kid.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She didn't delete my account. And another mod msged me and said "NOOOOOO! Don't go!"

But eh. If moderators there are like the Good Witch & The Bad Witch, neh.

I thought about this. I was so angry at being deceived via a spam PM that I almost took my challenge RIGHT TO HIS DOORSTEP! By registering at his forum, I could easily spout my anti-unicorn nonsense at him! However, three thoughts occurred to me (in this order):

1. "Wait! Momma's last words before she was viciously impaled through the chest by a unicorn were to never talk to a stranger's URLs!"
2. ...oh yeah, I'm too lazy for that.
3. I have a plate but no sandwich, which is a problem I can objectively solve.

He was likely counting on me to register at his forum to do just that. But my laziness knows no limits. It cannot be predicted.

The joke is on him.

[noxious.sunshine]

I ate a sammich. I ate an ARBY'S sammich. Smothered in a ton of cheesy goodness. with Au Jus. Au Jus me, baby. Au Jus me with your curly fries.

Oh dear.... I just shocked myself. I have virgin ears. And... oh. nevermind.

And and and... Harry Potter & Hagrid say Unicorns are sacred. And what Harry Potter says is -law-.

This rogue Unicorn you speak of must have been under the uhm. uhm. Feck. The Imperius Curse.

I blame Voldemort.

[NikkiLinkle]

I got one too! I feel so special ^_^

[Rocky]

that feel when im not even active enough to get the spambots to invite me to their spam eden

feels bad mang =[

[noxious.sunshine]

*Pets Rocky*

'tis ok. There will be many more SpamBots to come.

I really need to pry my brain out of the gutter. There's something wrong here.

[Michael Swayne]

I received the invite as well, and didn't check it out until I saw this thread. Honestly, I understand their decision. Despite you saying those things about those who are close to you and can understand you are saying it in a joking manner, it isn't accepted speech (or writing, in this case) across the entire spectrum.

Not only that, you did break that forum's rules. The mod was just doing what he/she was obligated to do. Yes, maybe their delivery was not the best at breaking the news to you. I can't be sure unless I read the entire exchange, so I assume that it's just a case of bad bedside manner. Regardless, you agreed to the rules when you joined. You shouldn't be upset when they ask you to change it. After all, "We reserve the rights to remove or modify any Content posted for any reason without explanation."

[Kurt Zisa]

There have been quite a few email scams going around recently that involve clicking on strange links, so I kinda though this would be the same. But yeah my reaction was pretty much a mix between Nikki's and Incognitus XD

[noxious.sunshine]

That's all well and good, but the fact that -I- got modded when someone else used the term "Phaggot"... That's just as bad, if not worse. Like I said before, if you're gonna do it to me, do it to those who are also doing it and using worse words than what I said. Even though it was meant as a joke, it's still grouped in there with what I got warned about, regardless of the situation. But no, people want to get offended over the stupid stuff and I'm the one that gets singled out. Or well, not necessarily "singled out" since it was all done via PM, but you get my drift.

Either way, I'm over it already. Although, there's someone over there who said they know me from here. It wasn't anything bad. Just curious as to who it is. lol

[Kurt Zisa]

If it's used as an inside joke amongst (I swear that's a word) members then I think the mods might have been a bit more lenient. It depends on who the moderator. I drift between here and another forum where "ur a fag" is used by some members to say hello in vm's.

[noxious.sunshine]

I also swear amongst is a word. Spell check annoys me when it says I'm wrong.

[Ryu-Kentoshii Hirokima]

I received the same PM, and I decided to ignore it for now as it is probly spam and or a virus, so I am trying to contact anyone else who has received this PM as well. I think just having opened the PM itself could have infected my computer, so I would advise to either delete it or not to open it at all. I think my malware protection spotted a cookie that could harm my computer and deleted it on the spot, so yeah.

[Incognitus]

If it's used as an inside joke amongst (I swear that's a word)...

I also swear amongst is a word. Spell check annoys me when it says I'm wrong.

Guys, guys...! Don't swear so much! You might get modded!

I use midst. I like midst. Like, "[...]in the midst of my friends." It reminds me of mist, which reminds me of Myst, which reminds me of myth, which reminds me of Mithrandir...which is Gandalf.

[noxious.sunshine]

Don't make me find the damn Unicorn.

[Rhaps]

I'm very sad that I didn't get an invitation from this D12 fella. I have it on very good authority that D12 throws the bombest bash in town.

that feel when im not even active enough to get the spambots to invite me to their spam eden

feels bad mang =[

These feels, man
EDIT: WHY DOES MY COMPUTER UNGIF MY GIFS WHEN I POST HERE

In all reality, I think I'm bound to this forum. Not only did I never get this spambot, I also tried hanging around Dissidia Forums and just couldn't dig it.

As for the Messcans and Flips, words only have power if you assign them power. Read "Recitatif," by Toni Morrison to catch my drift.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Amongst is definitely a word, and Mithrandir is my favorite character apparently :3

[Alpha]

"Amongst" is a word but it is redundant because it can always be replaced by "among". I think among is one of those Americanisms, like "thru" and the suffix "-ize" that are quite logical but still seem funny to my British-inspired-New-Zealand-English. I'd tend toward amongst, but when I think about it I'd probably say "amongst" sounds like a physical presence ("amongst the group of men") and "among" refers to concepts ("among these, ..."). Though I'm pretty sure that distinction is just in my head.

[Taco-Calamitous]

"Amongst our weaponry..." They're British, btw. And they invented the language. So there.

[Kurt Zisa]

I blame Chrome. It's always calling me out for using "-ise" or "favourite" (over "favorite") and I'm kind of offended it suggests Zealand should be spelt (there's another one) Dreamland XD

[Alpha]

Hey, you leave New Dreamland out of this!

[Pete]

I got the PM but the dude was already banned. Anyone who knows me even in the slightest knows that I'm pretty much here for the people, and there's no way I'm gonna spend 12 years on some other board to become the bastion of excellence that I am here.

And if they're saying that Flip and Mexican are racial slurs then maybe they're the fags. I wouldn't want to be a member of that place anyway. I'd probably get banned for saying something that I'd usually say sarcastically, watch the internet go full tard and then find myself on someone's internet death list...

Braska Spira, anyone?

[noxious.sunshine]

It was the -spelling- I used of Mexican. "Messcan".. And I called Mexico City "Messco Shitty" .. I mean hey, truth hurts people. And anyway, even -FLIPS- call themselves Flips. I made a post on Jay's FB wall one night about "OOoooooh.. Drunk ESL-class-takin' Flip think he all bad ass 'cuz he beat me at Super Scrabble. EFF YOU!" .... His whole family liked it...

And anyway, in the words of my Main Man Pancho Villa:
"I'm am not Latino. Latinos are Anglos from Italy.
I am not Hispanic. Hispanics are anglos from Spain.
I am MEXICAN."

Yeah that had nothing to do with anything at all.

I don't mind being the n00b, but I agree. I hate putting in the time it takes to really be part of a clique. I guess that's part of the reason I overcompensate with my Spammalishious postings (although some of them -are- thought provoking and deep. mmhhhhmmm.).

Aside from all of -that-. That's just how I am. I say crazy shit like that all the time. My parents are the same way. My dad calls my daughter a Wetneck (figger it out) all the time. And if -I'm- bad, go talk to Jay's family. They're super f*cked up. lmao The stuff that comes out of his sister & bro-in-law's mouths.. I was like "O.O OMG I LOVE YOU. RIGHT NOW." So I apologize for nothing I say. I retract nothing. I am me, I am always honest (except when I lie) and yeah.

And is it just me or is it a little weird that racial slurs get modded, but you can full on curse to your heart's content there? That could offend someone. I have virgin ears. Dammit.

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Oh yeah. I'm also here for the people. Totes.

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BTW Peter, your ASSistance is required further south. I figure since it was so easy for you to find Eastwood in a vest, you could find him using a cell phone -somewhere-

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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. Really? OOOOOOh they got Spam Bots.

I'm thinking of going incognito. And putting up fake photos and making up a fake name and and and and yeah.

Anyway, as good as my (very) short run was, I go back to Dorothy.. "And OH Auntie Em, there's -no- place like home!"

The only reason I was even mildly interested and gung ho was because it was brand new and there's been a -ton- of activity going on there today. Sorry, love y'all, but sometimes there's a lot of tumbleweeds blowin' thru these hurr parts.

(I also didn't see the "Banned" thing under D12's name.. heh.)

Ahahaha And again I feel like I'm trying to explain myself after cheating on a boyfriend. But hey. For whatever it's worth, at least it's started a pretty inneresting conversation, even -if- for the lulz.

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It's also clear I have no Life atm. All I see under every thread is my name.

I feel like a stalker. lol