rofl.

Diogenes was once asked how to avoid temptations towards adultery. He began masturbating in front of the man who had asked. When rebuked for the display, Diogenes replied: "I only wish I could fill my stomach by rubbing it."

Anyway to answer the question. It happens on average, maybe once a week. I don't really have any free time to sit and fondle myself all day. :Spyfap: And even if I did, Uni isn't really a conductive atmosphere for those kinds of moods for me.