Seems that I don't have any phallic attraction to Christopher Robin or any of the animals from the 100 Acre Wood, I would have no need to sneak into Disney World in the night.

True story, a good friend of mine can pretty much get into that stuff at Disney whenever he wants since his grandpa is one of the VPs of Disney. He was telling me about when he was younger how cool the parks were lit up at night and stuff. So if I ever wanted to go, I'd just bring him along.