Specifically I'm talking about the Magic Kingdom park.
You see I'm likely not really planning on doing this, but I do enjoy making serious plans to commit criminal acivity. You kind of get the thrill of doing something bad without actually doing anything bad.
For example my roomates and I once made chloroform. Why? Just to see if we could do it. It was really fun actually. Went out and bought a big jug and some bleach, and a ton of ice. Of course along with that you have to joke about how you're going to walk around a party knocking people out, but it's all in the fun.
So seriously, How would you go about sneaking into the Magic Kingdom? Here are some observations and noted complications.
1. An overhead map of the park. Zoom in all you like and see what you think. I personally think the most vulnerable area of the perimeter is the large open face between space moutain and toon town fair, behind the race track. There is nothing but woods there, and a reasonable creak to cross. magic kingdom, orlando - Google Maps
2. There is a barbed wire fence that must be breached along world drive, but that's not the biggest issue.
3. Cameras will be the biggest issue. Are there any in the woods? There are certainly dozens along the edge of the park itself. The question is, how do you account for them? If you just run right past them, they'll have a guy in a room somewhere watching you run through the park on monitors. Is there some way of externally dissabeling them? Or can you be clever as to blend in or hide in any area long enough for them to loose you? I've thought about wearing in a set of concealing clothes only to strip them off at an "out of sight" location within the park, but if they follow on camera to that location, even if they can't actually see you switch clothes, then they'll probably follow you out as well.
4. Undoubtedly they have people throughout the park, so once hoping the last perimeter into the guest area, you would want to be concealed almost immediately.
The last issue makes me wonder if there is an area near to my proposed entrace that I can hop into a slightly out of view location, maybe an area where a dumpster or power box is kept out of sight behind a wall that has an open area I could slide out into the main park from with relatively no trouble.
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