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    Smoked Sausage?

    Ok, because I'm a man of the people, I've decided to make a thread for the ladies to discuss what they find attractive in dudes. Objectify us all you want girls, just no talking about balls or weiners, cause apparently the TFFCC (haha I'm clever!) doesn't approve.
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    I clicked on this thread because I thought it'd be about the Hickory Farm smoked sausages or something else related to food, but I got this instead. ;_;

    Well, since you're talking about "smoked sausage," I'll guess we're supposed to talk about what we find attractive about a male's appearance? I don't mind much as long as the guy doesn't have a lot of facial hair and has nice hair. I prefer someone my height or taller, and around my age. Not being butt-ugly would be great too, thanks.

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    What the-?

    Okay, kupo. I'll talk.
    I find few attractive, but I have a goal- to live alone! Sad, isn't it?

    Usually I prefer someone that has alot in common with me, but I'd much rather stay as friends, if I ever get a mate.

    (Why 'Smoked Sausage?' for the title, anyways? I'm confused.)
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    I was looking forward to talking o' sausages. I love sausage. <3

    Top Ten Things I Love Men To Have

    1. Brown Eyes
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    I really don't know how to respond to this. I've had relationships in the past with guys who weren't "conventionally handsome", but I was still attracted to them. A great deal comes from whether I feel that I can be myself around them.

    I do think that they need to be taller than I am. I am 5'8" so it's not too hard to find guys that are taller than me. I like a nice smile as well. Facial hair doesn't bother me. I've had a boyfriend who had a full-on beard and I liked it. Smooth faces can be pretty sexy, too. I am not a fan of body hair, though. A little chest hair is fine, but no Austin Powers stuff going on or I'm out.

    As for body types, I've dated guys who were skinny and guys who were thicker. As long as they look healthy in thier own right, then I think they can be attractive.
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    Shoulders. Brains. Good in bed. Dominant when it's required. Understanding. Emphatic. Nice arse, not huge, not saggy, but rounded. Is there anything better than seeing a naked man walking away from your bed, with the broad shoulders pulling down into the nice rounded bum, and then the strong legs? No, there is not. Even better if the shower has been recently involved.

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    I thought this was about good sausage. Cause a good smoked sausage is delish. NVM THEN!

    Looks like me and Vixen would get along fine ;]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Govinda View Post
    Is there anything better than seeing a naked man walking away from your bed, with the broad shoulders pulling down into the nice rounded bum, and then the strong legs? No, there is not.
    Especially if those broad shoulders had a wicked cool tat, but other than that missing I AGREE COMPLETELY !! *meow*

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    Dang it! I wanted to talk about food! Oh well, I suppose now that I'm here, I might as well post something.

    The main things I look for is honesty, empathy, a sense of humor, and he has to be smart. I don't particularly care about looks...but I do have a thing for guys with glasses. <3
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    The perfect guy for me would be..
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