Should che get a gun?

[Alpha]

Look, another thread explicitly about che! He's our favourite—but should he get a gun?

I hear he's pretty paranoid. Would you let your children outside in the knowledge of che owning a gun? I know I couldn't. And I certainly wouldn't be going to the FF MUSIC EXTRAVAGANZA IN ATLANTA.

Please contribute to this crowdsourcing experiment.

[LocoColt04]

Che should not get a gun, because guns kill people, and we don't want che to own a pet that kills people.

[noxious.sunshine]

You could give Che an Airsoft gun. mmhmm.

[Pete]

I wouldn't trust him with a tuna sandwich and a six pack of Coors Light

[Polk]

Yes, because as soon as I saw this thread I started writing a parody version of Aerosmith's "Janie's got a Gun" called "Che's got a Gun."

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

[loaf]

che isn't my favorite

che is paranoid? wtf che must be pretending to be someone else when he's talking to me.

[Taco-Calamitous]

You must've known when you put the "Who is che?" option in that pull, everyone was going to vote that. Because people are JERKS (including me.)

I am indifferent to che owning a gun. However, I leave my judgment up to Pete...

EDIT: lol, che doesn't know who che is. I like it XD

[Rowan]

Surprised to learn that I was the only one to vote 'yes' =/

[RagnaToad]

That's your rifle, but I've got your gun right here, baby.

[loaf]

I didn't even food.

Edit: Vote* I didn't even vote.

I felt the need to not edit out my original post.

[OceanEyes28]

I'd trust him with MY TUNA SANDWICH! *highfive*


Because I make a pretty good tuna salad, and I think he'd enjoy it in a sandwich. No mayo, either, I use a different... sauce....It's not getting any less weird this didn't work like I thought it would.

Wait, this thread is about guns.

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I blew it.

(like a gun?)

[noxious.sunshine]

-_-;;;; My friends used to sing "JaMie's got a gun" to me all the time. Drove me -nuts-.

This one time, when I was preggo.. Like 8 months, I was working at Wal-Mart and a manager stuck me back in sporting goods..

Lo and Behold this lil bitty teeny tiny (I'm small - 5'0", but she was like 4'10") black -very- pregnant woman came in and bought a shotgun. I peed my pants a little bit I was laughing so hard after she left.

I say let there be guns!

Che can have a water gun.

[Clint]

I would trust Che with a .44 Magnum; the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off. I wouldn't trust him with any other gun, because if it can't blow your head off, then it's for pussies, and I'm about 68% sure that Che isn't a *****.

[Josh_R]

Che doesn't need a gun. I am surprised they trust him to drive a f*cking car.

[noxious.sunshine]

I would trust Che with a .44 Magnum; the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off. I wouldn't trust him with any other gun, because if it can't blow your head off, then it's for pussies, and I'm about 68% sure that Che isn't a *****.

Again. Denis Leary comes to mind.


Just give him a GD Drone to control. Or a nuclear weapon while we're at it. THAT is guaranteed blow some heads.

[Cyanist]

Hey, I'm not against guns for self defense purposes.
Is there any way we could chain the gun inside his house so he couldn't roam around in public with it? That way... he'd have to invite people over before shooting them...?

"use your manners before committing murder." - granny

[noxious.sunshine]

That's just great. Then they can have effing Tea & Crumpets with Mrs. Nesbitt and watch re-runs of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood or Pee Wee's Playhouse before he finishes them off.

..... I imagine the cleaning bill would be dreadfully high though. Are we sure Che could afford to shampoo his carpets everytime he blows someone's head off? Does he need a trust fund for this?

EDIT: not to mention the many gallons of bleach he'd have to invest in. Eventually he wouldn't even have to use a gun. The fumes from the bleach would kill someone off before he'd get the chance to serve Tea & Crumpets.