Say something nice about Mitt Romney

[Clint]

His penis is above average size, equivalent to mine. It's hard to say who's is bigger, but id like to think I've got the marginally larger penis.

If presidential debates consisted of measuring penis size, they'd be awesome. Instead all they talk about is politics, and boring shit like that. I naturally just watch TV for all the cocks, so if there were some at presidential debates, perhaps I'd actually know who to vote for.

[Alpha]

If presidential debates consisted of measuring penis size, they'd be awesome.

And we'd have had a few more black presidents by now.