Is my darling betrothed Rafa going to be there? I don't care if he can't speak English. I mean damn, he's Rafael Nadal. I don't know any single female who wouldn't hit that. Even lesbians.

I hope Murray can make it though. And I hope the news stops calling him a 'grumpy Scot' when he loses and a 'great British player' when he wins. But it would be great if the kid from Dunblane could make it (I'm not saying that because of the shootings, I'm saying that because Dunblane is a shithole in the arse-end of the M90).

So yeah. It's Rafa or Andy for me, and on clay, Rafa's the man. To be honest, I've never really liked Federer...sure, he plays some of the best tennis we've ever seen, but he's just not, well, hot or Scottish.