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    #LOCKE4GOD Redheads will get blue balls Alpha's Avatar
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    Redheads will get blue balls

    From The Daily Telegraph:

    Sperm bank turns down redheads

    The world's largest sperm bank has started turning down redheaded donors because there is too little demand for their sperm.

    Ole Schou, Cryos's director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors.

    "There are too many redheads in relation to demand," he told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. "I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."

    Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

    Cryos’s stores have now reached their peak capacity of 70 litres of semen, and Mr Schou has a waiting list of 600 donors.

    He said sperm from donors with brown hair and brown eyes was particularly in demand, because of the bank’s large customer base in Spain, Italy and Greece.



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    Re: Redheads will get blue balls

    inb4 I could post. Well suffice to say, its not descrimination. They have no need for their services, simple. Its not a reflection on their looks, as there are some absolutly beautiful red head women. But from a buisiness point of view, they would rather not take up space and end up having to dispose of crusty old sperm that nobody requested.

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    Re: Redheads will get blue balls

    I'm not trying to say it's discrimination. Just posting because it's funny.

    Besides we all know Alisyn is hot as... cupcakes.


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    Re: Redheads will get blue balls

    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha View Post
    I'm not trying to say it's discrimination. Just posting because it's funny.

    Besides we all know Alisyn is hot as... cupcakes.
    I don't like my cupcakes hot let alone cupcakes altogether I am a muff...in man.

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