Random Question #6

**Pete** · 10-05-2009, 10:19 PM

What is Victoria's secret? I've been in the stores, and I'm not seeing any answers.

Only rule is that Toph can't pretend like he knows what it is, or act all flirty about it.

**Rocky** · 10-05-2009, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

What is Victoria's secret? I've been in the stores, and I'm not seeing any answers.

Only rule is that Toph can't pretend like he knows what it is, or act all flirty about it.

Whatever this guy says. Why? Cause Stone Cold said so!!

**GypsyElder** · 10-05-2009, 10:27 PM

Victoria is a dude.

**Dodie16** · 10-05-2009, 10:30 PM

I personally don't really know, but maybe she can enlighten you on the matter.

**Victoria** · 10-05-2009, 10:59 PM

Hey, that's not nice... Although, Touche at the same time.

No, I don't know what it is. But I'm going to go with TS and say Victoria is actually a guy. Or maybe the secret is the boobs and snatch that are hiding beneath their lingerie. =P

....That sounds so wrong to me. Oh wait, because my name is Victoria and I'm a transexual. Ouch.

Che · 10-05-2009, 11:01 PM

I was confused, so I tried researching this topic. I googled it, searched Yahoo Answers, nothing. I even tried watching the video dodie linked. Nothing. I will get back to this later.

**Sean** · 10-05-2009, 11:08 PM

Victoria's secret is that she digs anal.

**Sasquatch** · 10-06-2009, 11:21 AM

It's a dude. Ever seen Ace Ventura? She's either got Captain Winky, or the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen.

Originally Posted by Sean

Victoria's secret is that she digs anal.

But that's every woman's secret, whether they know it (or admit it) or not. Amirite?

**GypsyElder** · 10-06-2009, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Sasquatch

But that's every woman's secret, whether they know it (or admit it) or not. Amirite?

Absolutely not

Also, why do straight males want to do what homosexual men do with each other, but with a female?

Question of the day

**Zargabaath** · 10-06-2009, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by TenseikenSlash

Absolutely not

Also, why do straight males want to do what homosexual men do with each other, but with a female?

Question of the day

First off: Victoria's secret could be exactly just that the founder was male, I'm assuming he is dead.

To TenseikenSlash's question: Because what a person does sexually is defined by who they do it with (i.e. male-female kissing= straight; female-female kissing=homosexual) not the action. Otherwise if the thought process was anything that gay men do is gay then all kissing is gay because gay men kiss regardless if the kiss was "straight".

**Victoria** · 10-06-2009, 02:42 PM

Victoria's Secret - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Huh. The founder really was male. Then he sold it off to a different company. It was actually designed for guys to shop for their girlfriends/wives at first, with a Victorian type setting.

**GypsyElder** · 10-06-2009, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Zargabaath

First off: Victoria's secret could be exactly just that the founder was male, I'm assuming he is dead.

To TenseikenSlash's question: Because what a person does sexually is defined by who they do it with (i.e. male-female kissing= straight; female-female kissing=homosexual) not the action. Otherwise if the thought process was anything that gay men do is gay then all kissing is gay because gay men kiss regardless if the kiss was "straight".

My point wasn't that "anything gay men do is gay", just why the back when you have the front ?

**OceanEyes28** · 10-06-2009, 03:21 PM

From what I understand, it's more of a male dominance "you're a dirty whore" thing, and there's only so much of that you can get from doing it the old fashioned way. Maybe vaginal intercourse is too close to "love making," I don't know. A lot of men justify it by saying it's tighter. But a tighter hole just doesn't quite explain to my satisfaction why one would want to put it in a poop hole. Hmmmmm.

Victoria has a 34A and is overcompensating. That is her secret.

**Zargabaath** · 10-06-2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by TenseikenSlash

My point wasn't that "anything gay men do is gay", just why the back when you have the front ?

It is something different and pending the situation can be very intimate because the person is very accepting of the other person and has deep trust in them as well. Pending the woman, she can be pleasured by anal stimulation as well.

The male dominance aspect may be overblown due to porn, just a thought. Tighter doesn't neccessarily make it better especially if they don't know what they are doing and that is not hard to believe.

**RagnaToad** · 10-06-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Sean

Victoria's secret is that she digs anal.

Originally Posted by Sasquatch

But that's every woman's secret, whether they know it (or admit it) or not. Amirite?

Originally Posted by OceanEyes28

But a tighter hole just doesn't quite explain to my satisfaction why one would want to put it in a poop hole. Hmmmmm.

I learned so much today.

**Sean** · 10-06-2009, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by OceanEyes28

From what I understand, it's more of a male dominance "you're a dirty whore" thing, and there's only so much of that you can get from doing it the old fashioned way. Maybe vaginal intercourse is too close to "love making," I don't know. A lot of men justify it by saying it's tighter. But a tighter hole just doesn't quite explain to my satisfaction why one would want to put it in a poop hole. Hmmmmm.

Victoria has a 34A and is overcompensating. That is her secret.

I never really understood it either. I've never really been into it too much, due to the fact it is indeed ze poop hole. Scrubbed my **** for a week and I still felt dirty. >_>;

Edit: Quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshal

I just don't get why God would put a playground so close to a sewage system!

I thought it was relevant.

**Josh_R** · 10-07-2009, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by RagnaToad

I learned so much today.

I have to agree with you Ragna I have been so clueless on this I always though the secret was Victoria liked sexy bra's and shit but apperantly that is not the case...

**ChloChloAriadne** · 10-07-2009, 03:28 PM

Victoria's Secret is that beneath all the padding and lace and fancy gel shit, she actually has no boobs.

**Josh_R** · 10-08-2009, 07:26 AM

No boobs what a horrible situation to find yourself in...I mean you run a store that sells bra's and shit that is just a teaser on yourself...

**Psiko** · 10-08-2009, 08:17 AM

Victoria's Secret is that she has a major crush on your mom.

And that crush has turned into something intimate.

If you deny this then you touch yourself at night.

You probably do even if you accept this.

Che · 10-08-2009, 02:26 PM

I touch myself during the daytime as well as the night. It's no secret like Victwhoria's.

**Josh_R** · 10-09-2009, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by Psiko

Victoria's Secret is that she has a major crush on your mom.
And that crush has turned into something intimate.
If you deny this then you touch yourself at night.
You probably do even if you accept this.

I accept this and I have touched myself on more than one occasion...lol

**Cheesevixen** · 10-09-2009, 10:48 AM

Victoria's secret is that she has a penis. I used to love this store, but lately it has become blase and bland. They went from having fairly racey stuff to having over priced taupe girdles. The only reason women shop there anymore is the cotton undies, and I could get cute cotton undies anywhere.

**Josh_R** · 10-13-2009, 07:05 AM

I have noticed that Victoria's Secret is slipping in what they have the chicks i used to do would have sexy victorias secret not they have on some weird looking that im not into...

**RagnaToad** · 10-13-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Cheesevixen

Victoria's secret is that she has a penis. I used to love this store, but lately it has become blase and bland. They went from having fairly racey stuff to having over priced taupe girdles. The only reason women shop there anymore is the cotton undies, and I could get cute cotton undies anywhere.

We're not talking about our Victoria, are we?

You're bad.