Tough one, Che.
That really depends on the size of those cocks.
Are we talking life size roosters, or rather fat ones with some hairy balls attached to them?
Sorry for the delay guys. OK here we go:
If you were 5 miles deep in a one level cave that was surrounded by cocks on both walls and the ceiling, how many would you have to touch to get out?
Tough one, Che.
That really depends on the size of those cocks.
Are we talking life size roosters, or rather fat ones with some hairy balls attached to them?
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Whatever the size of cocks are that grow on walls.
Zero if you could get out of the cave without touching the walls or the ceiling. If the cave was really narrow or had a low ceiling, it would depend on how many cocks there are...
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Do I get a pair of rubber gloves, and something to cover my mouth? And are "they" clean? And not firing cheese? =S
Dude, the image has scarred me. x.x
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The answer, of course, is 42. Because that is the answer to the ultimate question. Che has been so kind as to finally place words to what the ultimate question actually is.Originally Posted by Che
Now for the follow-up to the ultimate question: how would you decide which ones to touch and which ones to ignore?
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Are they circumcised or uncircumcised, or a combination of both? And the uncircumcised ones... have they showered recently? What's the **** cheese situation? How cold is it in the cave?
My answer: I would pick the biggest one and arouse it until it busted through the cave floor, and then I would come out in China. Eggrolls!
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I'd go for the black ones. You'd only need like 3 to get out.
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I second Psiko's answer of 42 though. Since apparently the floor of the cave is in China, I'm guessing that there's lots of really really tiny ones everywhere
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God dammit. I've already used my "24 is the highest number" joke in another thread.
So now it just seems lazy when I say that 24 is the answer because that's the highest number there is. But I'm okay with that. It's not my job to impress you assholes.
Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."
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It also depends on if any of them are erect.
This is an easy question to answer. It's a simple mathematical word problem. First, variables need to be assigned. So, for miles, I'll use 5. Now, two walls and a ceiling surrounded by cocks. Since there are three separate items in play here, I'll use 3X. Two walls, one ceiling, and X cocks. And we don't know how many we need to touch to get out, so we'll use another X for that.
So the equation is: 5+3x=x.
First we need to get the variable to one side, so 3x is going to have to be subtracted to both sides. So now the equation is 5=-2x.
Now to solve for X, we have to get the variable by itself, so we have to divide by -2.
So the answer is -2.5 cocks.
I think that means Pete wins!!! He's the closest. Hmm??
Wait, how do you touch (negative) -2.5 cocks?
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Why are there so many cocks in one single cave? Is this supposed to be a parable for Paris Hilton's vagina or something?
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You're definitely on the right track here.
I think that means they touch you.
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Honestly I would have to say 9 because there are 6 steps and we always knwo the 6 comes before the 9.
As for Pete and Rocky, 201,255,654,735 because they would stop to "touch" everyone along the way. Rocky's sig says it all.
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Wait a tic. If it's a one-level cave, wouldn't you just walk out without touching any at all?
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Hey, I'm safe! I didn't say I'd touch any. xD
Now for the question... How close together are the walls? o.o;;
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As many as possible. It's not often you get a cave full of cocks with no men attached.
Because one touch is guarenteed, with that many on the walls and ceiling you know you are going to reach down just to make sure yours is still there. Those weiners had to have come from some where.
Gov, now thats just halarious.
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This is true.
Well, maybe for you because you're male. Last time I checked, I don't have one.
So... if you're female, you're kind of safe. Even though I can imagine touching your own genitals isn't as much of a big deal as touching someone else's who isn't a partner.
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I would not touch any I would attempt to navigate my way out without touching any of the cocks...
I would do a sexy dance, all the penises would go erect clearing the way and i would just stroll out without touching a penis. BONG!
They are gay penises right ? If not im ****ed..
Dude, if they're erect, wouldn't they be twice as big and pointing outwards? You may as well have added in some extra cocks on the walls, and increased the danger of having semen fired at you.
And all of a sudden, I have this image in my head. Instead of rocks, I guess you can imagine something else.
At least before they were just dangling there... =S
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yes they would be longer, but an erect penis stands. they would not be sticking out from wall/roof. Dodging semen may proove problematic, but im hoping they arent of the premature ejaculating variety.... plus my dance wouldnt be THAT sexy..
So you'd just jiggle a bit until the whole cave got semis...that could be dangerous. Who knows what kind of fetishes these penises have? Raincoats required (oh how I lol)
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