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    Random Question #5

    Sorry for the delay guys. OK here we go:

    If you were 5 miles deep in a one level cave that was surrounded by cocks on both walls and the ceiling, how many would you have to touch to get out?

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    Tough one, Che.

    That really depends on the size of those cocks.

    Are we talking life size roosters, or rather fat ones with some hairy balls attached to them?
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    Whatever the size of cocks are that grow on walls.

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    Zero if you could get out of the cave without touching the walls or the ceiling. If the cave was really narrow or had a low ceiling, it would depend on how many cocks there are...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Che View Post
    Sorry for the delay guys. OK here we go:

    If you were 5 miles deep in a one level cave that was surrounded by cocks on both walls and the ceiling, how many would you have to touch to get out?
    The answer, of course, is 42. Because that is the answer to the ultimate question. Che has been so kind as to finally place words to what the ultimate question actually is.

    Now for the follow-up to the ultimate question: how would you decide which ones to touch and which ones to ignore?

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    In reference to computer games, refers to a game that had substantial playability without flashy graphics or eye candy. Old skool gamers appreciate difficult maneuvers, careful planning, and scorched earth policies.

    In reference to role-playing games, old skool refers to games that tested players' wits, could kill off careless characters, and required dedication and inner strength to play. Old skool games didn't pander to the ideas that everyone is created equal, that all options are open to all races, that the markets were somehow free, and that a quasi-medieval society could have near 100% literacy.

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    Are they circumcised or uncircumcised, or a combination of both? And the uncircumcised ones... have they showered recently? What's the **** cheese situation? How cold is it in the cave?

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    I'd go for the black ones. You'd only need like 3 to get out.
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    I haven't laughed this hard at a thread here in ages.

    I second Psiko's answer of 42 though. Since apparently the floor of the cave is in China, I'm guessing that there's lots of really really tiny ones everywhere

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    God dammit. I've already used my "24 is the highest number" joke in another thread.

    So now it just seems lazy when I say that 24 is the answer because that's the highest number there is. But I'm okay with that. It's not my job to impress you assholes.
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    It also depends on if any of them are erect.

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    This is an easy question to answer. It's a simple mathematical word problem. First, variables need to be assigned. So, for miles, I'll use 5. Now, two walls and a ceiling surrounded by cocks. Since there are three separate items in play here, I'll use 3X. Two walls, one ceiling, and X cocks. And we don't know how many we need to touch to get out, so we'll use another X for that.

    So the equation is: 5+3x=x.

    First we need to get the variable to one side, so 3x is going to have to be subtracted to both sides. So now the equation is 5=-2x.

    Now to solve for X, we have to get the variable by itself, so we have to divide by -2.

    So the answer is -2.5 cocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood View Post
    This is an easy question to answer. It's a simple mathematical word problem. First, variables need to be assigned. So, for miles, I'll use 5. Now, two walls and a ceiling surrounded by cocks. Since there are three separate items in play here, I'll use 3X. Two walls, one ceiling, and X cocks. And we don't know how many we need to touch to get out, so we'll use another X for that.

    So the equation is: 5+3x=x.

    First we need to get the variable to one side, so 3x is going to have to be subtracted to both sides. So now the equation is 5=-2x.

    Now to solve for X, we have to get the variable by itself, so we have to divide by -2.

    So the answer is -2.5 cocks.
    I think that means Pete wins!!! He's the closest. Hmm??

    Wait, how do you touch (negative) -2.5 cocks?
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    Why are there so many cocks in one single cave? Is this supposed to be a parable for Paris Hilton's vagina or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    Why are there so many cocks in one single cave? Is this supposed to be a parable for Paris Hilton's vagina or something?
    You're definitely on the right track here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenseikenSlash View Post

    Wait, how do you touch (negative) -2.5 cocks?
    I think that means they touch you.
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    Who says I'd want to leave? I've not had sec for that long there's cobwebs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    I'd go for the black ones. You'd only need like 3 to get out.
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    Honestly I would have to say 9 because there are 6 steps and we always knwo the 6 comes before the 9.

    As for Pete and Rocky, 201,255,654,735 because they would stop to "touch" everyone along the way. Rocky's sig says it all.
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    Wait a tic. If it's a one-level cave, wouldn't you just walk out without touching any at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LocoColt04 View Post
    Wait a tic. If it's a one-level cave, wouldn't you just walk out without touching any at all?
    ...

    *puts hands up*
    Hey, I'm safe! I didn't say I'd touch any. xD

    Now for the question... How close together are the walls? o.o;;


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    As many as possible. It's not often you get a cave full of cocks with no men attached.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LocoColt04 View Post
    Wait a tic. If it's a one-level cave, wouldn't you just walk out without touching any at all?

    Because one touch is guarenteed, with that many on the walls and ceiling you know you are going to reach down just to make sure yours is still there. Those weiners had to have come from some where.

    Gov, now thats just halarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Govinda
    As many as possible. It's not often you get a cave full of cocks with no men attached.
    This is true.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meier Link View Post
    Because one touch is guarenteed, with that many on the walls and ceiling you know you are going to reach down just to make sure yours is still there. Those weiners had to have come from some where.
    Well, maybe for you because you're male. Last time I checked, I don't have one.

    So... if you're female, you're kind of safe. Even though I can imagine touching your own genitals isn't as much of a big deal as touching someone else's who isn't a partner.
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    "I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
    >>>------------->

    Suddenly... clutter.:

    Me and the lovely Joey is two cheeky chimpmonks, we is. Because TFF cousins can still... do stuff. ; )



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    brb
    Bleachie says:
    Kay
    ...*runs around with a stick*
    I AM SPARTACUS!!!
    Hm, no one's here...
    TIME TO PARTY!
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    Bleachie says:
    DARN IT
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Now that we've apparently discussed wanting to see each other sleep with a game character... how goes?

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    I would not touch any I would attempt to navigate my way out without touching any of the cocks...

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    I would do a sexy dance, all the penises would go erect clearing the way and i would just stroll out without touching a penis. BONG!

    They are gay penises right ? If not im ****ed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nix View Post
    I would do a sexy dance, all the penises would go erect clearing the way and i would just stroll out without touching a penis. BONG!

    They are gay penises right ? If not im ****ed..
    Dude, if they're erect, wouldn't they be twice as big and pointing outwards? You may as well have added in some extra cocks on the walls, and increased the danger of having semen fired at you.

    And all of a sudden, I have this image in my head. Instead of rocks, I guess you can imagine something else.

    At least before they were just dangling there... =S


    "I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
    >>>------------->

    Suddenly... clutter.:

    Me and the lovely Joey is two cheeky chimpmonks, we is. Because TFF cousins can still... do stuff. ; )



    Quotes to have a giggle at.:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
    I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent...
    Quote Originally Posted by MSN Convo
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    ^^;
    brb
    Bleachie says:
    Kay
    ...*runs around with a stick*
    I AM SPARTACUS!!!
    Hm, no one's here...
    TIME TO PARTY!
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    back
    Bleachie says:
    DARN IT
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Now that we've apparently discussed wanting to see each other sleep with a game character... how goes?

    All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!
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    yes they would be longer, but an erect penis stands. they would not be sticking out from wall/roof. Dodging semen may proove problematic, but im hoping they arent of the premature ejaculating variety.... plus my dance wouldnt be THAT sexy..

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    So you'd just jiggle a bit until the whole cave got semis...that could be dangerous. Who knows what kind of fetishes these penises have? Raincoats required (oh how I lol)

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