Alright, this is not a normal thread that you would see. Instead, this is a thread that will consist entirely of random outbursts, thoughts, expulsions and anything of absolutely no relevance.
There is only one word of mention: random. I want random. Tell us anything and everything.

Should I have put mayonnaise on the penguin? I mean, he did ask for the tartar sauce, and the ketchup, so I kinda figured that he wanted mayo, but I didn't give it to him. Should I have?