Random Embarassing Secrets

**Lacquer Head** · 08-25-2012, 09:26 PM

Always an interesting thread. Anyway, tell a random secret you wouldn't tell anyone in real life, or at least not a stranger. Let's keep it some what clean and appropriate though... I shall start! I tend to like fishing a bit, it's just really enjoyable and peaceful, but I have one problem...I HATE putting a worm on a hook... I just feel bad about impaling a small innocent creature minding his own business with a hook, tossing it into deep water to be eaten by a leviathan. I tend to feel a bit bad about impaling a fishes face as well lol but...omnomnom.

**Alpha** · 08-25-2012, 09:37 PM

I have Hallux Valgus. More commonly known as bunions, I have them on both of my big toes. Basically, they point inward very slightly, so that my big toe sits slightly on top of my second toe (which is therefore my longest toe), while getting a small bump on the largest 'knuckle' of my big toe.

I inherited it from my mother, but a lifetime of being a woman (wearing heels, which tend to force the toes together) have exacerbated hers so that they are actually a medical problem. It doesn't cause me any physical pain (unless I try and force my toe to be straight, in which case it vaguely hurts) and no one has ever noticed unless I've pointed it out to them.

Also, do people actually use worms as fish bait? I thought that was just a TV thing. Why would fish eat worms? The only fish bait I've ever used is bits of other fish, given large fish tend to eat small fish.

EDIT: All the pictures online are really extreme cases, so I attached an actual picture of my feet, taken about 30 seconds ago. Sorry that it's upside down.

**Lacquer Head** · 08-25-2012, 09:47 PM

They work best for fly fishing. Tossing it out and leaving it isn't so great for worms.

**seanb** · 08-26-2012, 06:00 AM

if you use a real worm for fly fishing, it isn't 'fly-fishing'
bread works well for certain breeds, and sweetcorn. Spool bait works well in the lake near me house, along with the dead bait in winter for the pike

I don't really have any secrets,.. im a bit afraid of frogs?

**Tallulah** · 08-26-2012, 02:10 PM

I don't have any secrets, either. Everybody at work knows my secrets.

Maybe... I have found something out about my ex that made me really regret being with him at all. I wish I had listened to my dad sooner...

**Lacquer Head** · 08-26-2012, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by seanb

if you use a real worm for fly fishing, it isn't 'fly-fishing'
bread works well for certain breeds, and sweetcorn. Spool bait works well in the lake near me house, along with the dead bait in winter for the pike

I don't really have any secrets,.. im a bit afraid of frogs?

I use em the same you would while fly fishing. Just a cheap disposable lure. I never really liked using artificial lures because it sucks to get stuck and lose a good one.

**Rhaps** · 08-26-2012, 06:34 PM

I once had consensual sex with the lights on in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

**Lacquer Head** · 08-26-2012, 07:30 PM

Missionary D:

Procreation ಠ_ಠ

**Heartless Angel** · 08-26-2012, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Viral

I once had consensual sex with the lights on in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Dude, nobody needed to know that! What the Hell is wrong with you? I mean really, who has sex in the MISSIONARY position anymore? And KIDS? Seriously man, some shit is better left secret! I will never look at you in the same light again man. NEVER AGAIN.

As for my secret, I tend to keep it pretty well hidden, but I'm actually incredibly sarcastic, and a bit of a douche.

This is the part where you all act surprised.

**Tallulah** · 08-27-2012, 04:04 PM

Funny you should mention procreation, actually. Lately I have been feeling really broody, looking at baby websites, and always thinking of baby names. Trouble is, I am not in a financial or social position to have kids.

Yikes...

**Lacquer Head** · 08-27-2012, 04:55 PM

I definitely want kids one day..."one day" being key here lol I never want a baby though...they creep me out so much. I know...I'm a horrible person, but seriously, they just look into my soul.

**Cyanist** · 08-30-2012, 05:59 AM

A bird once vomited on my head. Terribly traumatic, actually...
Hey, I can't believe there isn't a smilie for that, yet...

**Clint** · 08-31-2012, 08:00 PM

I have a very embarrassing secret. I killed Osama bin Laden on September 12th, 2001. I hunted him down and put one right between his eyes. He was fly fishing in Lake Michigan. I guess nobody thought to look there.

What's embarrassing about that story is that I forgot to tell anybody. I incinerated the body, because, you know, naturally, I have a really awesome incinerator in my basement, so I had to put it to good use. That's a decision I regret, because that got rid of all evidence that I did the deed.

So when the US government finally realized that I was telling them the truth, they went ahead and awarded the victory to that colored man, Barack Obama. That man did nothing.

It's bad enough that I didn't get the credit for assassinating Hitler, or causing the fall of the Soviet Union, but then they go and pull this shit. I swear, one of these days, I'll show these big business crooks the Red Right Hand of Eastwood. Then they'll give me the recognition and flat out respect that I deserve.

I am a hero, and a god amongst men.

**NikkiLinkle** · 09-01-2012, 12:08 AM

One day, I was sitting on my bed drinking a can of Sunkist, whilst watching a movie or some s*it. I put the can down on my side table. I picked it back up without looking at it, to have a drink a few minutes later, just drank out of it like you do. It was full of ants. I drank a mouthful of ants. It was so horrible! Hahaha.

**Crescent** · 09-02-2012, 06:31 PM

I don't like people who are too nice..like it creeps me out n is annoying. Im not embarrassed by it though, just thought it was a lil random. Also Im pretty fidgety, like a child. I get embarrassed by it sometimes.

**Rowan** · 09-02-2012, 06:39 PM

I often talk to myself. I find it useful. Its only embarassing if someone is watching me while im talking to myself, although its not me whos embarassed, its the person whos watching me who should feel that way.

just for the record, i dont talk to myself in the sense that I ask myself how my day was, thats not useful.

**Assassin** · 09-07-2012, 06:37 AM

Ummmm.... secret. Well I want to learn how to sword fight, is that weird?

**Crescent** · 09-07-2012, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by Assassin

Ummmm.... secret. Well I want to learn how to sword fight, is that weird?

Haha me too! And No its cool.

**che** · 09-09-2012, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Assassin

Ummmm.... secret. Well I want to learn how to sword fight, is that weird?

Sword fight...heh heh...........gross.

Alpha, I read this in the US and the picture is not upside down for me.

***DragonHeart*** · 09-10-2012, 03:15 PM

I ate a fuzzy caterpillar once. Not on purpose, mind. I was a kid, and we all do stupid things as kids. I had a straw in my hand for some reason, can't remember why, and I saw a caterpillar on the porch. I blew on it through the straw, then without thinking inhaled through said straw to do it again and...yeah. Gulp. I was too surprised to be grossed out by it and I didn't get sick, so I never told anyone.

But hey, maybe I'll turn into a butterfly someday.