And he has bad hair. You really can't take a guy with bad hair seriously. See, me, for instance. Awesome hair. The reprocussions? Everyone loves me.
But just so that this post isn't spam, I have a picture. And ALONG with the picture, a story.
So at my school, there's this kid, CJ Tabasky. Big rich football-playing Jew. He'd have probably went to some college on a football scholarship, not gotten a real good education, not make it to the NFL (Because he was only good enough to get a football scholarship) and not have too good of a job, but that won't matter, because he's rich.
So this kid and some friends, who are also very well-off, decide they want to rob people. They stole 80,000 dollars worth of shit from 20+ houses.
Which is kind of impressive, if you're the type of person impressed with someone throwing their life away.
So my friends and I, we decide to pull a robbery of our own. My friend Kyle's dad works in an Army Surplus Store, so we manage to get pairs of nightvision goggles... Like... really ****ing nice ones. They could even take pictures.
So we did.
And everything was going fine, until.... This DOG. He didn't bark, or bite anyone. He was just the scariest ****ing dog EVER. He would just ****ing STARE at you. And if you tried to take something, he would take a step forward. You just KNEW that he was like a Tonberry, and if you let him get close enough, you were owned.
So we left. I managed to get a picture of him right before we left.
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