Pizza!

[Polk]

I like my pizzas how I like my women. Meaty

That is probably the funniest thing I've read all week.

As for pizza, I like it simple. Pepperoni. Sausage. Blood. A generous amount of red pepper flake.

Crust doesn't matter, as long as it doesn't taste like shit.

I have a buddy who's parents used to work at a pizzeria on the weekends, so we used to get free pizzas. Great deal.