Omg cuuuuute

[che]

Do you make a cute voice for babies/pets? Why do you do it? Do you feel it's a good or a bad thing?

[Block]

**** babies, not only do i speak to them normally, but I often say terribly mean things to them while they don't understand me

ps thanks for making a thread

[Rocky]

Not really cute voices, but when I'm at work talking to kids, I tend to make my voice get really loud and obnoxious, because everybody finds it funny and kids love loud noises.

[OceanEyes28]

"BAYBAY DAWG! IS YOU A BAYBAY DAWG?!?!!"

You already know I do that shit.

I do it because it amuses me and probably Gatsby too. He always gets so wiggly and tailwaggy. Which is adorable and prompts more ridiculousness on my part. So it's a good thing.

EDIT: Not babies, though. Well.... not as much as to my dog. Babies don't really give a **** how I, as not their mom (or dad) talk to them. But I do talk to children like they aren't idiots. They end up acting like they aren't idiots.

[Block]

win.

[Meier Link]

win.

Wow. Wrong thread and spam. Nice.

As for me. I talk to animals and children in the same tone that I talk to anyone else. I will play around with words and imitate children but it is in my own tone. No reason to tone myself down for them.

[Unknown Entity]

I kind of do a Simon from the Yogcast. Only less high pitched, because I'd probably deafen the cute thing. x3

[Clint]

I treat babies like pets and I treat pets like babies. Therefore, taking that logic into consideration, I treat babies like babies, and I treat pets like pets, so that really doesn't explain anything at all.

Babies are racist. I treat them like how I treat racism; with more racism.

Animals, on the other hand, are not racist at all. I'm not even sure if they exist. They may be imaginary.

So all in all, people who make cute voices for babies and/or pets are probably dolphins.

[IdiotWithHair]

So all in all, people who make cute voices for babies and/or pets are probably dolphins.

Of course, that can be the only logical conclusion to come to. Some people call ME the smartest person in the world, but I don't know if they've ever talked to YOU, sir.

I beat animals and children. Due to my anger issues, as discussed yesterday. Not much talking is involved, but a lot of yelling and howling. Nothing really intelligible.

[motscroises]

Haha, of course I do! 'Isyoudacutest? Isyou? Isyewwwwwww?' Babies love it, I'm pretty sure science proved it...at least, I feel like I read that in my psych class. I'm pretty sure our brains are also genetically designed to turn into mush the second we see cute things.

[Alpha]

Scientifically proven by science, Motscroises.

I do this. I do it every day, to my brother who is nearly 17. Having a mental disability helps, but it definitely makes him happier than if you just talk normally. Being silly = making babies/animals/my little brother happy. So why not eh? "What's dat! Oo what's daaat!? Oo! It's gone! Nope, here it is!" *Cue laughter*

[Dark-Knight Luna]

I talk to babies as I would anybody else. Usually with a harsh truth involved, like anybody else.
I talk to animals with respect. A complete reverse from babies and humans in general.
Mostly because they didn't cluster**** a planet for Teddy Bears, this thread, Justin Bieber, or the discovery / scandal of Global Warming (whichever you prefer).

So yeah, bottom line, I'm very disrespectful and bitchy to babies, but I don't discriminate between different fleshy abominations.

NOTE: If you disagree with me in this post, keep it to PMs, I don't want any of your debate bullshit in a thread it doesn't belong.

[Block]

Scientifically proven by science, Motscroises.

I do this. I do it every day, to my brother who is nearly 17. Having a mental disability helps, but it definitely makes him happier than if you just talk normally. Being silly = making babies/animals/my little brother happy. So why not eh? "What's dat! Oo what's daaat!? Oo! It's gone! Nope, here it is!" *Cue laughter*

Completely awesome that you spend time with your brother like that man. I mean seriously, very cool of you.
My sister claims that baby speech after a certain point actually hinders your child's ability to learn the language some. This is supposedly because it sounds so different when you "cute up" your voice and you are the baby's only example of how to speak. I have no idea if that true or not, but my sister uses this site to get the cute babble out of her system.

[midgetbob]

Yeah... the current trend in baby development is after x months, speaking to your baby in a normal tone, in normal sentences will actually help develop the speech cortex or w/e it is. It's also said that at a year a female will say ~100 words while a male child can stumble through 30.

My niece is 3 months, almost 4... I am purposely trying to keep her from block. She doesn't need to know what or how to do skeet skeet skeet yet.