Official What Should Che be for Halloween thread

[Che]

Okay, I need some suggestions here as Halloween is coming up, and I need to buy a costume or make it, and that takes time. I want something that people will at least recognize and I don't have to explain what I am.

A few things I've been in the past, so that you know what I can't be again are:

• Emo kid, complete with eyeliner.
• Lionel Messi (soccer player for Barcelona)
• Link
• Drunk guy

My girlfriend is going to be Slash from Guns N Roses. I told her to be something slutty, or at least a girl so I wouldn't have to kiss a dude all night, but she's against dressing up as a slutty witch or anything for Halloween. FML

I thought about being Captain Falcon, as a lot of people have played F-Zero or Smash Bros, and he's one of my heroes.

Also, what is everyone else being for Halloween? Are you dressing up? I'm adding an optional poll for the feck of it because polls are fun.

[Unknown Entity]

You're right - polls are fun. xD;

If you're girlfriend is going to dress up as a guy, then you should dress as a girl. It's just an idea for the lol.

Captain Falcon is a good option too. Are you going to buy the suit, or make it? =D

As for me, I'm unsure. Still working out if I'm going along with the rag doll or vampire whore idea. Depends what happens on the night. *shrug*

[Rocky]

You should be Captain Falcon, that way when people get rowdy and out of control you can just Falcon Punch them in the gut and pass them out. Then everyone will pop massive boners at your awesomeness and your girlfriend will have to dress like a slutty witch every day of the year from now on.

EDIT: also, I haven't decided what to be yet. I could be Harry Potter, but I could pull that off almost too easily, so idk. I'm gonna go check out some shops later today and find something to wear.

[Che]

You're right - polls are fun. xD;

If you're girlfriend is going to dress up as a guy, then you should dress as a girl. It's just an idea for the lol.

Captain Falcon is a good option too. Are you going to buy the suit, or make it? =D

As for me, I'm unsure. Still working out if I'm going along with the rag doll or vampire whore idea. Depends what happens on the night. *shrug*

I'm totally willing to dress up as a chick if the girl is a good enough idea. If I were to be Captain Falcon I'd probably look into buying a suit before I made one. I'm not quite sure how well it'd turn out if I made a suit like that for myself.

I knew this vampire whore once. I kept telling her if she sucked on my penis long enough, blood would come out and she could drink it. It was risky, because she kept wanting to bite it. In the end it all worked out because I had been kicked in my penis earlier that week and I was ejaculating blood with my semen, so we both got what we wanted.

WOW that was too much. I am terrible.

You should be Captain Falcon, that way when people get rowdy and out of control you can just Falcon Punch them in the gut and pass them out. Then everyone will pop massive boners at your awesomeness and your girlfriend will have to dress like a slutty witch every day of the year from now on.

Rofl! I like it.

[Fluffy]

I'd say Flea, from Chrono Trigger. Not sure if that's too obscure though.

Honestly, just wanted to say Flea. It was the first thing that came to mind, since Slash was mentioned. And this way, you get to be a girl, only not.

[Pete]

Go as a dead celebrity, since everybody loves celebrities. I think you'd make a good Steve McNair. Was that too soon? I don't care.

I've also been rufied before, and IT ****ING SUCKS. More than that vampire chick too, I'll bet.

And chances are, you're gonna be drunk regardless, so that doesn't count. I'd go as either Falcon or the emo kid. And your gf needs to embrace Halloween for what it is. She best be slutty Slash, or it's a failure.

As for me... Billy Mays, all the way. I'm even getting an empty tub of oxi clean and putting a few beer cans in it, for the train ride into the city.

[Govinda]

Dress like a slut, so that at least one of you does. And dress like a woman too. It's matching that way. Can you walk in heels? No better night to find out!

My love interest and I are going as Garth and Garthette from Waynes World for the sole reason that he found an inexplicable giant Linux coding manual in his new flat, and everyone likes strawberry laces. It's actually pretty gay that we are going as a matching set. It gets more gay the more you think about it. But that Linux manual has to fulfill some purpose before it gets recycled.

[Dodie16]

I sort of with the ones that want you to dress like a woman. You could be like a groupie that hangs around Slash. It probably would be a lot easier to put together a costume like that than Captain Falcon, but if you manage to get one, then I say go as Capt. Falcon.

As for me, I got an Alice dress from "Alice in Wonderland" but that's just my backup costume if I can't find anything else.

[OceanEyes28]

Go as Slash and say it was your idea and that your girlfriend couldn't come up with anything so she copied you at the last minute.

Then propose a toast to your creativity.

[Meier Link]

Here is one that I heard the other day and it is pretty simplistic. All you would have to do is find a prision jump suit and an alien mask. If you really want to spice things up and possibly offend someone then throw a pancho on or hold a taco or something.

Seriously though Falcon owns.

[loaf]

Che should be Tobias from Arrested Development.

[Polk]

I say you go as the sluttiest witch that you can. Then when you show up to the party or whatever you go to, you pull her aside and say "Two can play at this game" and give her the "I'm watching you" motion as you walk away and whore around for the rest of the night.

I always say that I'm going to get myself a Green man costume from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but never do. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be working on Halloween this year, but if I do go out, I think I'll go as Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men." All I have to do is get myself a helium tank for the night, wear a shitload of denim, and walk around telling people to "call it."

[Sean]

The sick part is I thought "Link" when I first saw this thread, and you posted that under your recommendations.

Go as Link. Slutty link, and add a giant boob-with-tit shaped Navi on your shoulder.

I'm not really sure what I'll be, the last time I actually did a costume for halloween (becuase a friend had a party that year) was as a hockey player with a bathrobe on. It was funny at the time because it was the year of the NHL lockout. All I really did was put on a Blues hockey jersey and wear a bath robe, real spiffy, amirite?

I doubt I'll be anything, I'll probably just wear jeans and a hoodie with the hood up and a mask on and sit with candy in my lap, then freak out the kids in my girlfriend's neighborhood as they come up to get the candy.

Man I just realized how ****ing perverted that sounds. C'mere little girl, you want some caaaaandy?

[GypsyElder]

My girlfriend is going to be Slash from Guns N Roses. I told her to be something slutty, or at least a girl so I wouldn't have to kiss a dude all night, but she's against dressing up as a slutty witch or anything for Halloween. FML

If you really want her to dress up, then why don't you just be Trojan Man, Then she'll have a reason to lol.

If not, I'm for the "you dressing like a Sluty chick". That's always funny. All you need is a wig, and a skirt, you can wear a thong, have it show, and put dollars on it someone I know did that before and it was hella funny.

[Cheesevixen]

I'll be a slut as always. I have not figured out what kind yet. I'll probably do what I always do and wear lingerie or a really tight short dress and attach wings or ears to it. I have no problem using Halloween for one of it's great many purposes, and one of those is to get laid. :-) Don't judge me....wtf do you think Valentines day has you doing? Yeah.....

Anyways; I think you should go naked. I've seen your pics and that's the only thing that is rational in my head. However I know you probably can't without getting assaulted by said gf. So I suggest you go as strawberry shortcake. Don't ask why....that's just the second thing that came to mind. :-)

edit: drunk guy would be awesome too. That way there is still a chance of nudity. ha ha ha ha

[Padraic]

Dude, go as a tree. you could just hide in the shadows and attack people walking by... extra points for kids!!! Just need some green cloth around your arms and head, and potato sacks around your torso and legs.

Or you could go as a ragdoll. Just cover yourself with potato sacks... sit in corners and jump at people when they think your a potato bag.

[Dodie16]

Sorry for bumping this, but since we got an update about Che's PS3, I thought we could get one about his Halloween costume as well.

I want to know if you went as Captain Falcon, and if you had fun making out with Slash!