Nooks and crannies.

[RamesesII]

How do YOU define between a nook and a cranny?

What is the difference of a nook from a cranny?

Who came up with these weird definitions, and why have we made them so sexually sounding in today's world.

Would you prefer a nook or a cranny?

[Clint]

Crannies are bullshit. I can't stand them, and I think they're rather racist. They're small, out of the way places. I like large things directly in my line of sight. Otherwise I get pissed off.

I'm also not a fan of nooks. I find them to be overly adorable, like a nice white Kleenex. I hate things that are cute.

Anyway, David Arquette was the man who came up with both of these definitions, back when he was the Senator of Wisconsin in 1996. He purposefully created them to be semi-sexual in nature, because he believes, and I quote, that "America is a Fag Nation." It was later revealed that David Arquette is a leading member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, so this opinion is not the official view of Wisconsin, but rather the rantings of a cultist.

[Michael Swayne]

I usually look in a dictionary to define and find differences between words. For instance:

Nook- A corner or recess, esp. one offering seclusion or security. (14th century, not 1996)

Cranny- A narrow space or opening. (15th Century, again not 1996)

But I've never thought either had sexual meanings. When I hear either of these words, I think of...



Thomas' English Muffins.

[sayian]

What is the difference of a nook from a cranny?

Who came up with these weird definitions, and why have we made them so sexually sounding in today's world.

duuuuh!! a nooks and crannys are stuffs u can get in.. for ex: Id like to get all up in Katie Perrys nooks and crannys....

[Pete]

Never once, ever, have I considered nooks or crannies to have any meaning other than their intended glory of being the sole selling point of english muffins. If it doesn't have both nooks AND crannies, it's not Thomas'. If it's not Thomas', it's not for me.

Oh and vaginas lol

[pixergirl]

i know the difference....just can't put it into words :/

i prefer nooks tho. so comfy and stuff.