I've always posted things as I would say them. Most the time, people get the jokes. I'm generally pretty dry and sarcastic.

But once again, most of your posts revolving around FF7 are just kind of nonsensical. It puts people in a weird position, because a good amount of the time there's no good response to make, so there's no response at all. It's not that anyone is forcing helplessness upon you, it's that when given the opportunity to post, and have activity, people will take it. My honest suggestion, is that before you post, ask yourself if this can generate a conversation.

And Tom isn't all that wrong. One time my dad offered to get some guys from work to make an ex "go away". I declined. I'm pretty sure I made the right call. Aside from one unfortunate incident where a friend never unfriended her, then invited all of his Facebook friends to his birthday, haven't talked to in almost 10 years. I can also assure everyone here that I am most certainly not in the mafia, though one time in the 70s my dad told a young John Gotti to go fuck himself, after Gotti tried to kick him and his friends off a pool table in a bar in Ozone Park. Both of those are true stories.