Nationalism on meth: why is your country the greatest in the world?

[Jin]

whoa whoa usa came in the war right at the end if it wasnt for britain mainly we would all be speaking german

Right, because Britain stopped Poland from being invaded. Wait, no. Well Britain stopped France from being defeated. Wait, again no. At least Britain kept the Nazis busy in Europe until a united offensive could be launched. No, wait, that was the Soviet Union. You freed the desert? Yes, there you go. You did well in North Africa.

[Tiffany]

Right, because Britain stopped Poland from being invaded. Wait, no. Well Britain stopped France from being defeated. Wait, again no. At least Britain kept the Nazis busy in Europe until a united offensive could be launched. No, wait, that was the Soviet Union. You freed the desert? Yes, there you go. You did well in North Africa.

Although to be fair, I'm sure all of our countries have failures. Although the best was "WHERE'S THE WMDs?????"

[Jin]

Although to be fair, I'm sure all of our countries have failures.

Indeed they do. Canada's biggest failure is Ben Mulroney.

[Alpha]

You freed the desert? Yes, there you go. You did well in North Africa.

No, that was New Zealand, seriously. Our Maori battalions just performed the haka, and the Germans fled. They actually they thought that the Maori battalions would eat their remains.

I'm being 100% serious.

Ergo, New Zealand is awesome.

[RagnaToad]

Govinda is going to front moon you.