My pet did WHAT?!?!?!?!

[Totakeke777]

Ok, so I made this trad so everyone can tell the story of what stupid/disgusting/random things your pets did. My pet's story...

My little dog (toy breed) was chewing on some random junk. I took no notice. It was chewing and chewing until I found out what it was chewing on...

Spoiler: MY DOG WAS CHEWING ON THE LOWER HALF OF A RAT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Highlight the spoiler to see what happened, thought I don't think you'll want to know.

[Lady Rika]

Thats really disgusting!!

Um my baby Ritsuka doesn't really do too many gross things but when he was younger he would sneak and eat my cat Kyo's poop from the litterbox and his own poo in the backyard. It was so nasty and he doesn't it do anything like that anymore thank god.
But its just nasty when your dog wants to kiss you and it smells like poo! >.<

[Violet]

My dog was a poop eater too.. She'd eat the cat's tootsie rolls and we knew when she did it, cause she'd leave the room while licking her chops. She also humped Winnie the Pooh stuffed-animals when she was younger. Such a weird animal.

My fattest cat keeps shitting in random places.. she's too lazy to walk to the catbox apparently. She also eats all day. It's rather irritating..

[Rikkuffx]

Well my cat Simba has been meowing for me like cray lately and its really annoying. I went into the bathroom so of course he followed me I turned around after washing my hands and hes laying in the tub looking at me. I find it weird cause my c ats hate water so why was he laying in the tub?Usually they dont go near it although when Misty was a kitten i would take a bath and she would come in with me and jump on me in the water..then as she got older she realized shes suppsoed to be scared of it.
Aurora my beagle has been getting up on an old dining room table thats now in the living room lately. she just sits on it and looks at us,its cute but shes not supposed to be up there LOL.

[Lunasa]

My cats aren't the brightest tools in the Shed. I'll start with Bizzer.

She is ERRATIC. She does this thing we dubbed "Zooming". Zooming is her running from the window sill in our room, sprinting through the hallway, leaping on the bench, then over the halfwall, under the coffee table, and then up on the couch into the window sill behind it, then repeats it back to our windowsill in our bedroom, all at TOP SPEED. Elapsed time: 5 seconds, if that. One time, we accidentally closed our door in the middle of one of her zooming sessions, and she ran SMACK! into the door. She also meows at birds from the inside when spring hits. It's not her ordinary meow, either. It's got sort of a Spanish "R" roll to it. Then she'll sprawl in the middle of a walkway in the house. She brings birds in the house. Consistently. When she was a kitten, she found her way into a cloth bag hanging off a chair and slept, with her lil' paws and head out. She's a bit of a ditz for a cat, honestly. But she's DEAD clever. She can open doors if you leave them ajar. One time, I saw her pawing at the door handle. She pawed at the water faucet and turned it on. O.O If that cat had opposable thumbs, I'd be dead scared.

On to Fatty. Want to know she got the name? During her teeny-tiny kitten years, she ate so much, she was a round lil' furball. She is pretty small- but she packs in the food, even now. Then, she doesn't hesitate to go outside and wash it down with 2 or 3 mice. Or more, if she finds a nest. Though, no discrimination on her part. She get voles, moles, chipmunks, baby rabbits, birds, squirrels, racoons, or anything else up to twice her size. One time, Bizzer and Fatty took down a FAT squirrel in the tag-team fashion. Fatty gave my dad a vole on father's day morning- laid it in front of him, mewed, and walked away.

The only adversary she EVER had was Mr. Rabbit, who kicks her consistently.

Krazy cats.

[Storm]

Ok... further proof of my immaturity- I had tears in my eyes from giggling at Violet's post... damn poo gets my going without fail!

My cat Izzy likes licking other cat's butts... its always funny when they walk away as it leaves him with his tognue stuck far out and a very bemused expression on his face!
His brother Ozzy likes sucking on my earlobes. I'm not sure why as he was taken away from his mother at 9 weeks (not too young), but its very cute and daft. He also greets when he walks into the room and knows how to open the bathroom door- not good as he always seems to do it when i'm in the bath!
The queen of the house, Tiddley, has a very odd habit. She hunts, but not for birds or mice. The remenants her hunts are always found in the hallways of the house- and it all started with mossballs she started gathering from the conservatory roof last year. Since then she has hunted bits of normal and garlic bread, yorkshire puddings, butternut squash, and her latest craze is Weetabix. Apart from being very hyperactive- the kitten Cookie hasnt developed any weird habbits.

When I was younger we had a rabbit called Thumper. He was a canibalistic chocoholic. He used to devour anything chocolate or chocolate-flavoured within hopping distance, and was once caught eating cat food. Rabbit flavour of course.

[Unknown Entity]

My dog likes to trip people up. When you walk past him, he tries his best to get in your way so you either end up flying down the hallway, or stepping on his paws.

He likes humping anything we hang on the banister, with it pretty... gross. Talk about having a dog, who has had his nuts chopped, and he has a high sex drive. What the flying foo-bag is that about?

Oh, my dog lol... He eats everything BUT his own poo. He'll eat his own vomit, anything you leave lying around, and... he once tried to eat my aunts hampster! 0_0

[Larsa OwnZ]

Well I got a new dog nowadays... It gets anything it can reach(including any insects and its poop).
Once, my dog chewed two of my father's shirt and some of my socks. Poor dog... I still can hear its screams on my head...

[Priscilla]

My dogs like to eat poop as well.
Especially Kangaroo poo.. that seems to be there favourite.
But they are a little gross and one will wait until the other one finishes and eat it straight away.
They also clean lick the insides of eachothers ears constantly.. it's gross. The vet is amazed everytime she sees their clean ears though =]


EDIT: My old dog used to eat the top half of my pet Guiena Pigs and leave the bottom half around the yard.

[Totakeke777]

Update:

I just found my little dog chewin' on the SAME RAT I DISPOSED OF LAST TIME I don't know how she found it. Maybe she used her super-sniffer to find it. Either way, I threw it into the BIG disposal can. Still, it's prety gross and I am planning to take her to the groomer's this week.

[ChloChloAriadne]

I have a puppy who's about five months old and is starting to get.. Well.. Horny. But he has aiming issues, I believe..

I went out there this morning and he was trying to.. Mount my other female dog. She kept nipping him and brushing him off, but eventually she gave up.

He started humping her FACE. Tiiiny little scruffy puppy trying to put his tiny puppy naughty bits in my other dog's eyballs.

Silly dog ^^;