Most rewarding way to off someone?

[Heartless Angel]

I'd go for something unnescessarily violent and fun to watch. Like ripping out their intestines and strangling them. (I was making this threat to people long before Sheogorath said it in Oblivion <.< He so stole that from me) Of course, I wouldn't do this right away...

Torturous is always fun. I've got me a pair of cutco scissors that can cut coins in half, should work fine on human fingers and toes. Maybe hack one off once an hour. Kinda like Chinese water torture... except with dismemberment instead of drops of water. Of course I'd stop the bleeding whenever I did something like this, just so they didn't go and die early on me. I'd want to cause as much damage as they could possibly survive before I finally kiilled them. I'd make them beg me to finish the job. Maybe even let them think it'll finally be over a few times before I do it. Like set up one of the bladed pendulum sort of traps, letting them think when it falls it'll finally be over, but actually have it stop falling after it makes a relatively shallow cut, then raising it, and coming back out to inflict more pain upon them. Maybe a crushing wall room that stops and goes back after it's only crushed most of their bones rather than killing them. Like incomplete Saw traps. I'd let them get so close to dying... then take that welcomed escape away just before it's within their reach, but after they've endured the suffering.

I don't rub salt in wounds... I use pure capsaicin extract. Something like 16 million on the scoville heat scale, that would have to suck ass in an open wound.

I'd put a large box on their head, stick a starving rat in there and close it, let it have the eyes or whatever it felt like eating, then remove it. Then release the now blinded victim into a room full of sharp objects, telling them they'd need to find a key to get out and watch the fun! Of course none of these blades would be long enough to reach vital organs or anything they could use to end the suffering early. Probably needles and things of that nature. Of course there would be no such key, I'd just come get em when I got bored of watching and continue with other things.

And when I was finally satisfied, and they begged me to kill them, out come the intestines, and I hang them from em. Fun for the whole family!