What guidos do they have in Kentucky? I would pay good ****ing money to see that.

That rap was horrible. I hope people aren't really like that there, because I'd weep for humanity.

As for real guidos, which have been in existence on the island and Howard Beach long before Jersey Shore started, they're all the same, but thankfully the trend is dying down... at least in NY. I get along with them for the most part, but then again, I don't go to clubs, and don't find those types of chicks hot, so no drama for meeee.