Love Triangle Debate: Is Oceaneyes28 Destined for chad or Pete?

[T.G. Oskar]

Now THAT is offensive.

OHSNAPALLYSPOKEAND...

Oh, nevermind. I thought that having the actual Howitzer speaking would give a solution to this most imperative conflict, but alas, the battle rages on.

TFF has a right to know, Aly. Whom of these legendary heroes earns the hand of the muse? Whom? Whom, for the sake of all that's good and precious!? Dispel the doubts, here and now! For great justice! And all that Worcestershire!

One thing I can add to this conversation: whomever it is, it won't be me. I don't double date, and my heart belongs but to one.