Since serious dating never really happens until both people are at least 22 years old or older, I go first for the age, and then for the looks. I need someone who is at least twenty one years of age, so they can buy the beer for me. I don't have a fake ID, and with my new haircut, I look more like Mclovin over anyone else, so I need that as a feasible option. Not only that, but I need the girl to have a valid driver's license so when I get wasted, I can be driven home without a problem. Next, I need someone who is good-looking. Now, this is a debatable topic, as the said woman doesn't have to be a goddess by any means, but if that is not the case, then she better be supplying me with a damn good amount of alcohol. I'm sure it is probably a complicated concept to understand for a bunch of you younguns who have probably never been exposed to such a thing in your short and exciting lives, so I made a bar graph at the bottom of the page so you can understand what my thought process is going through.
I'm sure I shouldn't be telling people how to live their lives, but men, do yourself a favor and keep on keepin on in the looks department. Work out, shower, do whatever you have to so you can be good looking enough to get the girl of your dreams. If a girl says that she bases a man's personality moreso over anything else as a way for falling for someone, than the woman is either a liar or insecure, and believe me when I say you don't want to be someone like that in any case. There are other 'hidden' variables that are taken into consideration (much like my calculus homework), and personality has little if anything to do with it.
/wise sage advice
oh, and there's my bargraph. Study it well, future suitoresses of me, muahahahaha!
Originally Posted by from the CPC8
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