I'm sure that I can list a few more, considering that many things annoy me.
1. People who light themselves on fire.
2. People who think about lighting themselves on fire.
3. People who like the smell of burning flesh, and thus want to see somebody light thyself aflame.
4. People who don't like Corazón de León. I mean, seriously, what's not to like. I'm freakin' adorable.
8. Midgets who think that they can get jobs outside of the circus. Seriously, they're midgets for a reason, and that reason is for them to be in the circus.
9. Ball pits. I read somewhere about this clown that was invited to a kid's birthday party, and he injected his diarrhea into nineteen children's bloodstreams via a syringe inside of a ball pit, killing them all... of course, just because I read that doesn't mean it's true. But still, I've heard quite a few true stories of snakes in the ball pits. That's not good, especially if the snakes are poisonous.
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