The little things that drive you crazy.

[Rocky]

People who can't read that should know by now.
I struggled to keep from cutting my ears off during high school with this one. Honestly, maybe it's just a midwestern region thing, but when you get called on to read in front of your classmates, can you not studder over the words that are larger then one syllable please? I fail to understand how you can get through school, much less life alone, when it takes you over 5 minutes to read a single paragraph in a book. What kind of teachers pass you to the next grade with your lack of being able to read good dur hur.

Attention Whores
Oh. My. Lord. If I could get through a week without some random girl being all like "Look at my tits lol!!!" or some kid like "I'm so sick of this kid talking trash I'm gonna beat his ass", maybe I wouldn't have such a sick migrane, but that's just me. I know a lot of you on TFF that fit this role, and I'm not gonna name names, but you're lucky that I don't know/aren't your parents in real life. As soon as my child starts becoming absorbed in the "drama", I'm giving them a thirty minute timeout in the middle of the highway. Not only will that isolate the drama whore from the situation, maybe a car or two will show them that things could always be worse.

The Current Trend of Hip-hop
I don't know for sure why, but it seems like nowadays these new age rappers can make millions by making some moderately slow synth beat, have a halfway unique heavy bass rhythm attached to it, pay some choreographers to make some half-assed dance for their video shoot, shout the word "YOUUUUUUUUUUU" and throw in some Mother Goose/Dr Seuss rhymes and BAM! "Great success!" [/borat] Anywho, when did people become lazy/unoriginal enough to get away with this, and better yet, why as consumers are we listening and giving positive feedback to it all? WRYYYYYY

Diehard Fanboys of a Certain System
Do you think square really gives a damn about appeasing the "hardcore" fans and only releasing Final Fantasy 13 on the PS3? Hell no. You see, the "hardcore" fans are a subdivision from the "fan" category, and what SE is really trying to do is to appease ALL of the fans, which in return appeases SE more money which in turn appeases more trips to the ski resorts in Switzerland for the executives in the respecting companies. Besides, why would they release it on the "controversially" shittiest system anyway? Square Enix wasn't born in a barn yesterday. They know the trends. And if I hear one more word from the diehard fanatics saying its "unfair" and "unjust", then I'll show you real injustice by putting my boot up your ass, and not removing it even when you politely say please.

People Who are attempting to run against Pete in the race for S-mod
Honestly? Running against Pete? Why don't people try to play Unlimited SaGa, since statistically speaking, the average RPG fan would have a greater chance of beating the game then beating Pete in the race for S-Mod. And Unlimited SaGa is hard. Balls deep hard. Like chewing on a piece of great oak chair hard. And boring too. That game in itself deserves a rage post..

I'll be back when my rage meter redlines again.