Kooee Creativity Contest~!

[Block]

Well you heard it here first, we got nailed by a troll and/or spammer. His name, Kooee, his post terrible, and his intentions? Pure EVIL.

What was that mystery link that OceanEyes removed? Let us have a jam session of possible ideas. Let us let from our minds the deepest and darkest depths of creativity and guess around what the link was. I would also like to state that I'm not asking people to put troll links in this thread, but to instead DISCUSS what they THINK it COULD have been.

Last note here before I go onto tell you what I think it was; if you saw the link go ahead and say what it was (I don't know), but also please guess something different from what it really was.

I think that on the other side of that link was a version of the internet not yet seen my mortals, and that, by seeing it, Oceaneyes has put herself in grave dangers! On this other side of the internet everything is free and information is the only currency. Oh and there's no porn, which blows.

[Genesis_787]

Maybe the link after you click it... *computer screen turns black* and you want to get him back for screwing your comp LOL

[Block]

possibly you click on it and install a key logger into your computer and it keeps track of all your passwords and emails them to oOodinOo, or whatever he changed his name too.

[Alpha]

I think Block created that account (precedent amirite), put a link to the FUTURE (i.e. to this thread), in order to create a hole in the Internet-space-time continuum, and cause a black hole in the Internet. This black hole would suck all the data in the Internet, compress it into a singularity... and create Tron. There, he would preside over all of the Navi and the avatars and what not.

Alisyn, in her infinite wisdom, saw through the trickery. She is surely the saviour of us all.

[Block]

I think Alpha was trying to set me up as a scapegoat for his dastardly plan of making us all watch a youtube video about how to make a canoe out of one piece of wood.

[Sinister]

Maybe...just maybe...it was a link to a picture of a controller, but OceanEyes KNEW Kooee was the same psychopath sunovabitch that killed her partner on assignment so many years ago. The controller was symbolic of his manipulative intentions. He's been taunting her and stalking her all these years and when she finds him... She's gonna blow his ass away at close range with a Desert Eagle, knocking him off a roof and thus jumpstarting the credits and awesome ending theme music.

^THAT's what I think

-Sin

[Tallulah]

Sin, you should script-write for Bond films!

Seriously, though. We need to know what this link was, or a least the jist of it. (I have no guesses at this time as my creativity is running a little low because of a pain in my left shoulder...) The truth must be told!!

[Dodie16]

Well, I googled "kooee", and the first few links brought up were for an app for the iPhone and iPad. That "Kooee" person could have been an agent from the Apple company, and as this article from Cracked.com points out, then we should be very, VERY afraid.

OceanEyes knew that if Apple had any sort of direct contact into TFF, then even MORE threads for crappy apps would come flooding in, so she annihilated the link using her SUPER Mod powers, but left the opening post as a message to the other apple spam bots that she can and will use extreme force to rid TFF of their invading menace.

[Clint]

I typed "Kooee" into Google Image and found this picture.



It's a cow.

It was a farm advertisement, which makes sense, because since America hates farms, and Oceaneyes is American, that means she hates farms. So of course she would take down an advertisement about farms. Though what she didn't expect was that taking it down definitely led to several dozens of double-murder suicides across this entire forum.

My double-murder suicide theory makes sense, too, because Kooee hasn't been seen since the advertisement was taken down. Is that a coincidence? I don't think so.

[Rocky]

It's simple really. Oceaneyes was saving us from the Black Eyed Kids.

They're real folks, they tried to visit me one night. Ever since then, I was a believer into some of the paranormal/unexplainable things that happen in our lives.

[loaf]

It was cp.