This just in: Nix is a ****!

**Spooniest** · 07-05-2018, 06:07 AM

You're NOT a ****, nix.

You DON'T wanna sit there drinking your goddamn ass into cirhossis while you DON'T talk about how great the world would be if we'd all be NOT like you!

Why don't you CONTINUE wasting our liquor on your shitass attitude!

**Pete** · 07-05-2018, 08:08 AM

Pot, meet kettle

**Meier Link** · 07-09-2018, 06:24 PM

Wait?! What?!

This is new news? I thought it was in the TFF bylaws that Nix is a ****. Pretty sure when Nix signed up he had to check the I am a **** box back when it was available.

**nix** · 07-09-2018, 06:48 PM

**Pete** · 07-09-2018, 08:12 PM

Which four letter word are we going with here? It's like mad libs.

**Polk** · 07-09-2018, 08:13 PM

fart

nix is a fart box.

**Taco-Calamitous** · 07-09-2018, 10:45 PM

I dunno. I do enjoy that Danny McBride gif nix posted. Maybe nix is a CHAD?

**Pete** · 07-09-2018, 11:03 PM

Maybe he's a fork, the theoretical opposite of the spoon

**nix** · 07-10-2018, 04:00 AM

It's "hunk" guys, nix is a total hot "hunk" of man chicken..

No idea why they're censoring it, mormons for ya i guess

**Meier Link** · 07-11-2018, 06:10 PM

I've been literally posting 4 *'s to keep people guessing. Haven't been using the autofilter. Hey, look, squirrel!

Now speaking of stars I've been here for over 10 years. I want my flashy blinky stars for being a random douche that has been here for 10+ years!

**Pete** · 07-11-2018, 07:49 PM

I miss the flashing blinking stars too. I also kind of miss all of the bizarre gimmicks to get people posting. 600 posts to earn a mythril sword!

**Taco-Calamitous** · 07-11-2018, 10:49 PM

Tell Fuzz to get his shit together.

**Meier Link** · 07-12-2018, 09:50 AM

Fuzz get this shit together.

**Pete** · 07-12-2018, 05:11 PM

Where's Merlin when you need him?

**Clint** · 08-13-2018, 12:42 PM

How does one drink their ass into cirrhosis? You would think drinking would affect the liver, not the ass.

**Pete** · 08-13-2018, 03:44 PM

Beer shits?

**Clint** · 08-13-2018, 06:03 PM

Maybe if you're butt-chugging, you can get cirrhosis of the anus, but I think at that point, you kind of deserve it.

**Pete** · 08-14-2018, 06:44 AM

I really didn't think butt chugging was a real thing.

**Taco-Calamitous** · 08-14-2018, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

I really didn't think butt chugging was a real thing.

Given the world we live in? Nothing surprises me anymore, lol

My friends apparently watched a video of some guy getting his nuts smashed by high heels, back in High School. Apparently it was a fetish video. Also, "Two Girls, One Cup," and "Mr. Hands" are things that exist (and should not be looked up if you haven't seen them--or if you have, for that matter).

**Coff9** · 08-14-2018, 06:15 PM

Hey, nix is awesome, y'all.

Way long ago, when a 16-bit Cloud riding a Chocobo was this site's main banner, nix was the first person I met here on the forums, and he and I were kinda-sorta friends. I remember when he got his first job, and I literally didn't believe him, haha.

Anyway, nix is nix. I don't know what the recent drama is, but nix is cool people, drunken Irishman or not. He says what he says and does what he does. Don't be offended by him, and please don't call him a "c" "u" "next" "Tuesday", because he's nothing of the sort. If he's takin' the piss, he's takin' the piss. The last thing TFF needs is drama.

**GypsyElder** · 08-19-2018, 08:48 PM

Nix is bae. I see no problem.

**Spooniest** · 08-20-2018, 07:00 AM

... The funny thing is, I myself am also a drunken Irishman.

Ok, I present my apology here. There's an old saying about Cels, that it is 'a word and a blow.' In modern english, that'd be 'one insult and we fight.'

I'll try to grow up, ok?

Geez.

I am drinking right now, and it's only 9:00 am, in fact.