Well, well, well. Did someone say there's a pot to be stirred?

I used to read when I was sitting on the can. That was back before smartphones and the interwebs. I would go in there with a newspaper and read the sports section and funnies. And when I was in my early teens, I'd, uh, spend some extra time analyzing the women's underwear ads.

Nowadays, I'll just sit and do my business, and maybe play the Simpsons phone game... because I'm addicted.