I have a college education, am handsome, aren't afraid to seduce my lady superiors to move up the corporate ladder, and I'm damn smart.

I need a job though, is anyone hiring?

kinda half serious, where should I move to once my lease is up? I'm considering somewhere far, far away from my midwest in the US hole in the wall region, and want to see more culture. I'm adaptable but I need a couple ins so I can start making friends! (I guess being shy is a crippling weakness of mine)

PLS HALP

also so my thread isn't so self-centering, what is your job-opportunity outlook like? Are you happy with where you are at? What do you ideally want to do? What is KEEPING you from doing what your heart wants you to do?