If you were someone else, would you like you?

**che** · 08-22-2012, 08:11 PM

Yes. Try to keep up. I know you're sexy but that doesn't completely excuse your lack of critical thinking.

I'm kidding I love you don't hurt me.

**Order** · 08-22-2012, 08:14 PM

Well, if you were me, then I'd be you and I'd use *your* body to get to the top.
You can't stop me no matter who you are!

**Lacquer Head** · 08-22-2012, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Rowan

So what you're saying is that if I was Che and Che was me, than it'd be no different than me being me and che being che?

What if I were you, you were che and che were me?

**Rowan** · 08-22-2012, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Order

Well, if you were me, then I'd be you and I'd use *your* body to get to the top.
You can't stop me no matter who you are!

**Merlin** · 08-22-2012, 08:18 PM

If I found someone exactly identical to me, I would have to kill him, as there can be only one.

**Rowan** · 08-22-2012, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Merlin

If I found someone exactly identical to me, I would have to kill him, as there can be only one.

edit:

Would you go to jail for killing yourself?

**Lacquer Head** · 08-22-2012, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Merlin

If I found someone exactly identical to me, I would have to kill him, as there can be only one.

No way, one of you could rob a bank. Then when they pick you both up, you can blame the other and then...brains will be exploded

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Rowan

Fixed that for ya

**che** · 08-22-2012, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Merlin

If I found someone exactly identical to me, I would have to kill him, as there can be only one.

Holy ****, agreed. There's no way I'd allow two Merlins.

**Heartless Angel** · 08-22-2012, 08:31 PM

Would that then be classified as a murder/suicide? Or just a murder? Or just a suicide?

What if you cloned yourself solely for the purpose of killing it? What crime what that be?

**Pete** · 08-22-2012, 08:33 PM

If you killed yourself, would that be considered homicide or suicide?

edit: god damnit, I got beat to the punch.

balls.

**che** · 08-22-2012, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Chad Q. Billingsley

If you killed yourself, would that be considered homicide or suicide?

edit: god damnit, I got beat to the punch.

balls.

**Dranzer** · 08-22-2012, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Chad Q. Billingsley

At first glance, it looks like he's farting himself out of wherever.

So basically everyone would have lots of sex with each other and kill Merlin's clone. Epic.

**Heartless Angel** · 08-22-2012, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Dranzer

At first glance, it looks like he's farting himself out of wherever.

So basically everyone would have lots of sex with each other and kill Merlin's clone. Epic.

Isn't it astonishing how quickly a semi-intellectual discussion can be derailed?

**Dranzer** · 08-22-2012, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Heartless Angel

Isn't it astonishing how quickly a semi-intellectual discussion can be derailed?

That's exactly why I'd love me.

(But seriously did anyone else think that stick figure was farting?)

**Yoko** · 08-22-2012, 09:03 PM

^It's actually amazing. ^_^

Back to the masturbation question...it's singular...with yourself. The clone is plural with yourself, wherefore classified as sex. I meant to clarify that. Then you guys got all touchy feely about it.

WHERE ARE THE GIRLS IN THIS THREAD?! I WANT ME SOME WOMEN! OH! Hi Ali. <3 I've missed you.

**Heartless Angel** · 08-22-2012, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Yoko

Back to the masturbation question...it's singular...with yourself. The clone is plural with yourself, wherefore classified as sex. I meant to clarify that. Then you guys got all touchy feely about it.

Oh I never actually cared about the question, it's just one of many pseudo-philosophical questions I use to **** with people, or troll. Or troll by ****ing with people. Its effects are usually quite entertaining.

**Josh_R** · 08-22-2012, 09:20 PM

Che I would sex you so hard at this moment

**Yoko** · 08-22-2012, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Heartless Angel

Oh I never actually cared about the question, it's just one of many pseudo-philosophical questions I use to **** with people, or troll. Or troll by ****ing with people. Its effects are usually quite entertaining.

This is where I tell you that I really don't care because I like answering the questions of trolls. I'm not sure who has more fun with the matter, myself or you

.

If I met me and didn't know me I would make sure I would get to know me, because I am a pretty cool looking person. Inside and out.

**Dranzer** · 08-22-2012, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Yoko

^It's actually amazing. ^_^

Was that your answer to my question?

**OceanEyes28** · 08-22-2012, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Josh_R

Che I would sex you so hard at this moment

WE KNOW. THIS AND EVERY MOMENT. We get it. It's okay.

**Heartless Angel** · 08-22-2012, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Yoko

This is where I tell you that I really don't care because I like answering the questions of trolls. I'm not sure who has more fun with the matter, myself or you

.

Ah, but can you be certain that isn't what I WANTED you to think and do? Also, me, definitely me. philosophical trolling is always the highlight of my day.

If I met me and didn't know me I would make sure I would get to know me, because I am a pretty cool looking person. Inside and out.

How much of your insides by percentage have you actually SEEN?

**che** · 08-22-2012, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by OceanEyes28

WE KNOW. THIS AND EVERY MOMENT. We get it. It's okay.

Hey back the **** off. We're trying to have a moment here.

**Josh_R** · 08-22-2012, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by che

Hey back the **** off. We're trying to have a moment here.

Ally is just jealous because I said it before she got the chance.

**Lacquer Head** · 08-22-2012, 10:05 PM

If this is derailment, give me death. Not this post, because it kinda is...or is it.

So would 2 of me singing make a duet?

**Yoko** · 08-22-2012, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dranzer

Was that your answer to my question?

No, that answer was to the statement of derailing of threads being astonishing. It's actually amazing. It hasn't happened in a while. I miss it, and also thing it needs to happen more often.

Lacquer, if you can sing, I'd like to hear it. Then I can decide if it's a duet. If you;re horrible at it, then it's just horrible singing.

**Lacquer Head** · 08-22-2012, 10:17 PM

Fine, implying I can sing...

**che** · 08-22-2012, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Yoko

No, that answer was to the statement of derailing of threads being astonishing. It's actually amazing. It hasn't happened in a while. I miss it, and also thing it needs to happen more often.

Lacquer, if you can sing, I'd like to hear it. Then I can decide if it's a duet. If you;re horrible at it, then it's just horrible singing.

What the ****? That "answer" was BEFORE you even posted.

**Dranzer** · 08-23-2012, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by Lacquer Head

Fine, implying I can sing...

You can totally sing, unless you're mute for some reason. Or you've had a stroke, or something that's rendered you physically incapable. The question is, do you sing well? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? If any of the aforementioned maladies apply to you I apologize for possibly being offensive...

~~just keep swimming...~~

**Lacquer Head** · 08-23-2012, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Dranzer

You can totally sing, unless you're mute for some reason. Or you've had a stroke, or something that's rendered you physically incapable. The question is, do you sing well? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? If any of the aforementioned maladies apply to you I apologize for possibly being offensive...

~~just keep swimming...~~

I am perfectly willing to stab you. Know that.

:|

**Cyanist** · 08-23-2012, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by Heartless Angel

Would that then be classified as a murder/suicide? Or just a murder? Or just a suicide?

What if you cloned yourself solely for the purpose of killing it? What crime what that be?

Maybe 'You-icide'?

Originally Posted by Yoko

No, that answer was to the statement of derailing of threads being astonishing. It's actually amazing. It hasn't happened in a while. I miss it, and also thing it needs to happen more often.

It IS quite astonishing, chum, now I 'thing' of it, but I don't think it's great when it's derailed into perversity (that's a word?).

Well howdy-do! Another perfectly good thread debased by foul thoughts... keep it up, guys, and if we're super good, we'll attract more trolls to the site - Hurrah!

And, yes, I DID think he was farting

cuz that matters.

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