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    Hello. This thread is dedicated to this one question: If you were a president, what kind of president you would be?

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    Re: If you were a President

    I was a president.

    And I was great.
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    Re: If you were a President

    1. I would always stretch the tru.... I mean tell the truth.
    2. I would tell everyone that I will fix their problem's, when I know that I can just sign the bills (which is an important role) and hope that they play out... for the best.
    3. I would probably smoke a big fatty in office, while other's are going to jail, or prison for the same thing.
    4. I would take us back to the middle east in 10 more years.
    5. I would also be rich bitch, because I would print some new Benjamin's in my favor


    Hell, those are just a few great ideas of my new role of presidency to come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polk View Post
    I was a president.

    And I was great.
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    Re: If you were a President

    I'd be an isolationist. Leave us alone, we'll leave you alone, but if you **** with us, I swear to God, I'd wipe you off the map.

    That, and I'd give every citizen who bitches about how much we suck an ultimatum. Help make it better or get the hell out.

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    I would be the kind of guy that would say f*ck war, nukes away...

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    Re: If you were a President

    I would give the power back to the states.

    I would also rework how everyone in the US pays for college/university. No more 60,000$+ loans for students. It would be easier for everyone to get in.

    I'd like to replace every single person in congress and the senate with young, fresh people. But the president is only allowed to do so much, so I'd have to work on that with what I could.

    I would legalize marijuana, make it just like the drinking laws except you can smoke at 18 instead of 21.

    I would significantly raise taxes on people who have over a billion dollars, unless they promised to do something constructive with it. (Think - for society)

    I would ban the use of gas-only powered cars, and give a tax break to those with hybrids and fully electric cars.

    I would change the law so people who have consensual sex who are under the age of 18 but older than 16 will not be registered as sex offenders for the rest of their life.

    etc

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    Re: If you were a President

    I would disband all legislation, branches, and organizations concerning the government systems and agencies except for the executive branch, reject the constitution, and throw the country into lawless chaos. Then I would auction off America to the highest bidder, and use the money to purchase a small secluded island somewhere tropical, and retire there with a lot of attractive European escorts. Though I will go down in history as one of the worst people to ever live, at least I'll have women and money.

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    Re: If you were a President

    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    I would give the power back to the states.

    I would also rework how everyone in the US pays for college/university. No more 60,000$+ loans for students. It would be easier for everyone to get in.

    I'd like to replace every single person in congress and the senate with young, fresh people. But the president is only allowed to do so much, so I'd have to work on that with what I could.

    I would legalize marijuana, make it just like the drinking laws except you can smoke at 18 instead of 21.

    I would significantly raise taxes on people who have over a billion dollars, unless they promised to do something constructive with it. (Think - for society)

    I would ban the use of gas-only powered cars, and give a tax break to those with hybrids and fully electric cars.

    I would change the law so people who have consensual sex who are under the age of 18 but older than 16 will not be registered as sex offenders for the rest of their life.

    etc
    aka I'd be a libertarian.


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    Re: If you were a President

    Quote Originally Posted by BodyPillow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    I would give the power back to the states.

    I would also rework how everyone in the US pays for college/university. No more 60,000$+ loans for students. It would be easier for everyone to get in.

    I'd like to replace every single person in congress and the senate with young, fresh people. But the president is only allowed to do so much, so I'd have to work on that with what I could.

    I would legalize marijuana, make it just like the drinking laws except you can smoke at 18 instead of 21.

    I would significantly raise taxes on people who have over a billion dollars, unless they promised to do something constructive with it. (Think - for society)

    I would ban the use of gas-only powered cars, and give a tax break to those with hybrids and fully electric cars.

    I would change the law so people who have consensual sex who are under the age of 18 but older than 16 will not be registered as sex offenders for the rest of their life.

    etc
    aka I'd be a libertarian.
    This.


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