I have been told many times by lots of people that I lack life experience. If I had a dollar for every time I was told the saying “All Theory, No Practice”; I would be able to take that money, exchange it for Chinese yuan, and become the newest millionaire in Beijing. The same goes for the amount of times people have told me that I have booksmarts, but not streetsmarts.

And to be honest, I am perfectly fine with that. I know that good things come to those that wait, and that the extra preparing I do now will help me when I meet these obstacles in the future. But the simple fact remains that in order to get the people to shut up about these things and get off my back about it, I need to make an effort to meet said obstacles halfway.

So what is one of the obstacles I have to face? What is the mountain, or rather, pair of mountains, that I must climb?

Breasts.

Now, I have seen them. But only on television or in movies (and not the X-rated type of movies, I am not into that). I never really paid attention to care about their types, sizes, colors, or any other features. I appreciate them as I do any other body part. Breasts have their uses, plain and simple. But unfortunately, one of these apparent uses is to make guys' eyes divert from where they should be looking when talking to a woman. For those that don't know, it's the woman's eyes.

Nevertheless, several of the conversations I have been in have led to this topic and kinda piqued my interest on the subject. Now, I personally don't have any uh, traits, that I prefer over any other. I am attracted to a person's feelings, intellect, and personality. The way a person looks or how a particular body part's size is in relation to the rest of their body holds zero account to my tastes.

But that is just my personal opinion. I am entitled to it, as are all of you to yours. That is what I am getting at in this post. I want to know why you like or dislike breasts. Feel free to say your preferences as to size or other factors. All I ask is that it be kept tasteful. Who knows, maybe there is a breast man hidden inside me, just waiting to come out.