If i was a Superhero...

[CloudTide]

If you were super hero what would be your name, catch phrase, and power(s).

I would be Ninjamurai
a mix of a ninja and a samurai
my power would be Teleportation
and my catch phrase would be, "I own this city."

[Furore]

Name: Anonymous
Power: Effortlessly blending into surroundings and inspiring a false sense of normality into surrounding living beings.
Catch Phrase: I'm sure Anonymous is just another urban myth...

[Jin]

Name: Dawezy Man.
Power: To drink beer and Dr. Pepper in unhealthy doses while beating off to hentai.
Catch phrase: Nothing, because I'm a lurker.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Name: The Guy
Powers: Immunity to all physical injuries, awesome agility.
Catch Phrase: "Dude, we're going to the park!" or "I touched a unicorn!"

[Padraic]

Idea Man
Can create Ideas on the spot
catchphrase "Eureka!"

(Yes, he is quite lame, I had no ideas )

[Unknown Entity]

Name: Entity
Power: Merging into shadows, perfect eye sight during day and night, and excellent agility.
Catch Phrase: I know what you did last summer.

[Johnny]

i would be Take A Shit!
my power would be Take A Shit!
and my catch phase would be,
yes,
you guessed it,
Take A Shit!

[Meigumi]

..Ehhh, what the heck. xD

Name: Dat One (I can't think of a name, sorry)
Ability: To make people confused.
Catch Phrase: "....What? Oh, I'm hungry too."

[Darnell]

Name:Mister Resister
Ability:To absorb the power from electric and electronic devices and form it into a deadly ball of energy.
Catch Phrase: "Shocking isn't it!"

Well look at that I just made a super hero outa thin air! That was fun.

[Clint]

Name: El Burrito
Power: The ability to be dashingly charming.
Catch phrase: "I am El Burrito, and I can say that with honesty, because I actually am El Burrito. Many of you may not know what El Burrito translates to from Spanish, but I do, so if you were worried about such things, don't be. If you were curious, El Burrito translates to the little pony (it probably doesn't) which pretty much describes me perfectly."

[OceanEyes28]

Name: Firecracker
Power: POP POP POP POP BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
Catch phrase: "Got a light?"


OR. Or.

Name: Gingersnap
Power: The ability to have red hair and also snap heads off (super ginger strength?)
Catch phrase: "Ohhh... snap."

[Xithor]

Name: Bolt
Ability: Superspeed
Catch phrase: Now you see me, now you *poof*

[Rocky]

Name: OmegaGear
Abilities: Alter my post count to boost my e-peen, be a supermod back before half of tff was born, have insane FF11 skills back before the game became easy, get drunk and get banned after falling from tff's grace.
Catch Phrase: "Yah, I'm done now. I go bye bye lol"

[Trodorne]

If i could be a super hero...
I would be Canuck Man;
fighting bad guys with my super strength;
using my awesome plan.
If i saw criminals breaking the law;
i would use my strength and break their jaw;
id cart them off to jail in my Canuck Van;
because i would be Canuck Man.

[Pete]

I would be: Starsoldier.
I would get roofied at a "teen club" and then get killed under mysterious circumstances, so that I wouldn't be bothered with TFF anymore. Of course I would still be alive because I never really left my house. Oh, and I'd be related to Charlemagne.
My catchphrase would be "Pete you're a ****."

[Jin]

You're all thieving my idea. Like sheep.

You're all sheep men.

[Josh_R]

Name: Kick-Ass
Powers: None

Oh shit where did I get that from.


Name: Bolt Hussein

Power: I can run really...really....fast...

[Polk]

I'd be MMA Man. I'd be really really good at MMA and I'd basically MMA the fuck out of bitches. Didn't pay your mortgage? MMA. Your DM is being a dick? If you roll a d20 higher than a 5, MMA (nat 20 and I'll MMA his bitch of a mom, too). Waiting too long in line at Best Buy to buy that new Fallout Boy cd? Well, you should just wait. Nah, just kidding, I'll MMA the shit out of you and probably call you a homo.

Then, as I walk away, that Five for Fighting song will play as I go back to my crappy apartment, until I get drunk at some dive bar and then MMA some chick's vagina.

[Zargabaath]

Name: Robot Unicorn

Powers: Jump distances & dash with the power of rainbows

Catchphrase: Aaaalways, I wanna be with you, and make believe you, and live in harmony harmony OOOOH love.

[Full Life]

highskill
i could control water and if i die i get recreated by water but i can die by lightning
and i would be awsome but not as awsome as laharl

he is a demon and da best

[Pete]

ok I got a real one.

Otaku Master 9000

I would have encyclopedic knowledge of EVERY anime and manga, and would own a totally sweet collection of katanas and samurai swords (but shhhh, my mom doesn't know I have them). I would totally pwn people on forums with my knowledge and totally get all the girls.

My catchphrase would come in the form of the Japanese tattoos my mom wont let me get. It's a tossup between "small penis" and "pork lo mein combination plate."

[Jin]

I think I met you once, Otaku Master 9000. You were a real douche.

[Cheesevixen]

Name: CheeseVixen
Power: I would be able to control anything with my mind, and I would also be a shape shifter.
Catch Phrase:They call to me; I must protect them all

[Hyzenthlay]

Name: LeChaim
Power: The ability to drink excessive amounts of wine at Jewish weddings... But not at other ones...
Catch phrase: "I will drink you all under the table... Unless you are Christian... Or Muslim... Or... Sheik..."

Or.

Name: LeChuck
Power: Being the crappest pirate that ever sailed the seas.
Catch phrase: "No... Don't take me rum... Please..."

[Jin]

Ye be the infamous zombie pirate LeChuck?! Avast!

[Hyzenthlay]

Indeed I do. My other power is finding rookie pirates scary. Especially when they have stupid names like Guybrush.

Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? That’s the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard!
Guybrush: Well what’s your name?
Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.


Name: Arachnidude
Power: The power to be as, and like a Tarantula.
Catch Phrase: "My Tarantula sense is tingling"

On a more serious note.

Name: File name: Element Zero (Taken name: Stoicheion)
Power: Power over all the elements, Greek style.
Catch phrase: "I have the power to create worlds, but first I shall destroy this one."

Wow... I like him, he sounds nice.

Hyz.

[kurohime]

if i was a super hero my name would be stoner-woman.
my power would be atomic weed smoke.
and my catch phrase would be, marijuana is just a plant that you happen to set on fire.

[MasamuneX]

My name would be Netazke or Lorenzo- lol
My Powers would be to sense appropriate danger close to my area, and I would control gravity and all elements (i.e. ice and fire) My catch phrase, Ask me yesterday about Tomorrow, See ya hahahaha if you knew me it makes perfect sense.

[Jin]

Danger sense never works. Trust me.