If aliens exist...

**che** · 07-26-2010, 03:24 PM

...you think their porn is of equal or better quality than ours?

**loaf** · 07-26-2010, 03:47 PM

better.

You are the porn.

**Unknown Entity** · 07-26-2010, 04:33 PM

I'm pretty sure aliens have sex by shaking their hands. If it's sex as we humans know it as, I'm sure skinny things with huge heads ****ing each other wouldn't be much of a turn on.

That doesn't sound like entertainment to me. =(

**Clint** · 07-26-2010, 05:34 PM

If they're anything like the Twi'leks from Star Wars, then I bet their porn is just as good as ours. Unless if they're being forced to film themselves satisfying their Hutt masters on Tatooine. That would be the equivalent of Lisa Ann having sex with a giant slug. However, if they're like a microscopic fungi or bacteria, or even some form of distant plant life, I would presume that their porn would all look pretty much the same, and not very erotic.

**GypsyElder** · 07-26-2010, 05:55 PM

I picture alien sex somewhat like Praying Mantis sex, where they do work, and then the female eats the male. imo, doesn't sound better or equal

**Rocky** · 07-26-2010, 07:23 PM

If these aliens are similar to Asari, then I could be down for that.

Sex with humans, sex with Asari, I haven't experienced either yet but when I do TFF will be the first to know!

**che** · 07-26-2010, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Rocky

If these aliens are similar to Asari, then I could be down for that.

Sex with humans, sex with Asari, I haven't experienced either yet but when I do TFF will be the first to know!

DO NOT WANT! Although on the subject of amphibious beings, I've always wanted to share bedtime with a mermaid. Ariel totally did it for me as a kid. Red hair, nice body, a tail, and she had her voice taken away. Perfect!

**Pete** · 07-26-2010, 09:47 PM

I bet the Japanese already have the market on alien porn covered.

**Furore** · 07-27-2010, 04:47 AM

Depending on the alien, they mightn't even have porn.
Supposing they are even at the stage where they can manufacture things like pornography they mightn't even have the same desire to look at it as we do especially if they're more uniform in appearance or sense things differently (would they even have eyes?).

**ChloChloAriadne** · 07-27-2010, 05:58 AM

If they're like the District Nine aliens? No thanks. And although I'd like for there to be aliens that are sexy, they're probably not.

It's when the human/alien crossbreeding porn comes in I'll be really interested.

**che** · 07-27-2010, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Anachlirium

It's when the human/alien crossbreeding porn comes in I'll be really interested.

Least surprising post of 2010!

**BellaTheDead** · 08-01-2010, 04:08 AM

Been There Done That -.- Here's a really ****ed up question...is sex with an alien creature ( not a humanoid alien but more like...a beast one?) Would that be considered bestiality or just plan sex with an Alien?