I think you need to get the Idiot's Guide to HOW TO NOT BE A BITCH, pete! OOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhh h-just kidding xoxo

I should get an idiot's guide to how to not procrastinate. Like, on my taxes. Or mowing the lawn for half a year. That was a bad plan, right there.